Twat

The sound when a british person tries to hit a fly

American guy: What was that Twat sound last night?
British guy: Oh my bad mate, i tried to hit a fly on the wall.

by NiceLunch June 5, 2019

Twat

In Harry Potter language this means stupid or idiot

He's such a twat

by Happy5548 July 5, 2016

Twat Mallet

A large vibrator ....that. looks like a microphone 🎤..... AKA a wand

Whe you see a used vibrator on Facebook marketplace that claims it's brand new , but you can just tell its been hammered you can exclaim " that's a well used twat mallet "

by Rewd53 August 20, 2024

Twat Batter

The white paste like liquid the comes from the female genitalia. It is also known as gruel and can often be seen in photos of girls showing off dirty underwear or female masterbation videos.

“You are producing a lot of Twat Batter!”

“You could make pancakes with this much Twat Batter.”

“You frosted my cock with Twat Batter!”

“That guy is literally Twat Batter!”

by Dirty-Definitions June 9, 2018

twat

The Female version of a twit

Man that chick is sooo annoying, she is such a F***ing twat or Twit if you prefere

by FreedomMrtn February 28, 2009

Twat

Emma Bulloch

Eilidh is going to get the blame for something retarded that Emma did for attention, this makes Emma a proper Twat

by Lmal April 13, 2019

jack-twat

An individual who conducts themselves in a very unbecoming and less than savory way and without any concern for those around them.

Did you see that guy? That is a total jack-twat!!

by Midnight polarbear October 20, 2020