Short

me

short means being a fucking loser

by qlms September 4, 2023

Short King

"Short King (noun): A vertically challenged individual who may not reach great heights (182 cm), but they've mastered the art of standing tall in life's little victories. Like pocket-sized superheroes, Short Kings bring their unique flair to the world, offering the perfect armrest for tall friends and the undeniable charisma of a fun-sized dynamo. Short Kings are proof that great things come in small packages.

Nicholas is a short king

by The Preacher123 September 14, 2023

Throw A Short Person Day

Every year, on October 21st, you are granted 5 free passes to throw a person that is 5'8" and under.

Joe- "hey, It's October 21st, sorry Zach, but it's National Throw a Short Person day, and your too short, I have to throw you.
Zach- "Fuck you Joe" - gets yeeted off the loading dock

by kneegrowinatree September 18, 2023

Aidan Nguyen (short)

got a 4 on ap gov exam loser

I feel grateful for my height when I see Aidan Nguyen (short)

by 5onapgov September 27, 2023

A Couple Sandwiches Short of a Picnic

Not the sharpest tool in the box; scatter brained; squirrel thinking.

"I think I am going insane with you"
"No, you are just a couple sandwiches short of a picnic"

"They are a couple sandwiches short of a picnic because they never focus"

by MGSuperstar July 1, 2023

whore shorts

Shorts that a girl wear when she wants to be a whore usually these shorts are super tight and short to the point where it looks like you aren’t wearing anything underneath them these can range from being spandex to regular tight pj shorts

Her navy blue stripped shorts are her whore shorts because they are super tight and you can see her ass hang out of them.

by ayna 67 July 5, 2023

Short

When someone misses the mark, couldn’t seal the deal, couldn’t reach the top, or fell short on a task, action or goal.

Brad couldn’t get the tickets to Coachella, man that’s short.

by BoyWonderBrye July 20, 2023