This is a shameful act that only happens in desperation when you are home alone and have completely run out of toilet paper. With your pants around your ankles, squat walking, and your hands spreading the butt cheeks so you don't smear shit everywhere, you walk this way to your roommates bathroom to finish the job.
by Sir Greggles March 30, 2017
Leaving a fresh dump in the toilet when there is a waiting line to use the facilities at a party, sporting event or gathering. Usually accompanied by exiting the restroom with hands raised and high fives for those waiting in line.
Killer...the line was so damn long for the shitter at that hipster party I didn't have time for an upper decker so I had to go with a walk-off home run
by C. Blanche DuBois September 18, 2014
Drummers, fat salesmen--"look at that walking bag of wet asshair. I hope he slips in a puddle of AIDS"
by Onionbag January 05, 2007
When someone decides to keep talking to you while they are walking away from you. This is usually frustrating because it becomes increasingly difficult to hear them.
"Is Erik talking to himself?"
"No, he was lecturing me on the history of comic books until he pulled a Walk away-Talk away."
"No, he was lecturing me on the history of comic books until he pulled a Walk away-Talk away."
by jfi November 22, 2005
by Shazam814 December 10, 2009
Noun: When your walking back to the office after just realizing that you just failed the Air Assault School obstacle course and now your going home for being a wimp when you should have made it.
Every year many soldiers do the Air Assault walk of shame back to the office at Air Assault School to out process because they were not prepared for the intense training they had to endure like a 2 mile run and doing 9 obstacles that every soldier at basic training performs every year without problem.
by ASSLT BLACK HAT February 03, 2011