Case Western Reserve University 

A university in Cleveland, Ohio that focuses on engineering and sciences. It does offer a top notch education, but it is not worth it once you consider the following:

-90% of the girls are either really ugly, really plain looking, or both. The other decent looking 10% are pretty much reserved for the football players. Sorry. If you want a love life at case, youre going to have to find someone outside of case.

-Most people at case are so dull. They're too caught up in studying, playing guitar hero, frat business, online games, anime, and some random organizations that they have no interest in but simply want to include in their resume. Some of them are immature, arrogant and insecure assholes (see example). People here simply aren't chill, and they act like they're still in high school.

-Don't expect to party too hard at case. Frats rarely have parties with alcohol (or hot girls). Case students either don't drink or they are alarmingly inexperienced drinkers who get belligerently wasted off one beer and brag about the stupid shit they do at the time.

-The workload at case is ridiculous. It's extremely easy to fall behind in any of the classes, and you get fucked. Exams tend to pile up all in the same week. Basically, you study your ass off just to get a C or D on most of the exams. This usually equates to a passing grade due to generous curves, but you don't end up learning anything this way. The worst part is imagining showing someone your resume. As much as you would like your employer or the admissions office at a transfer college to appreciate the Ivy-league workload you survived through, chances are they simply haven't heard of the place.

-Like I said, Case Western Reserve University is conveniently located in CLEVELAND, OHIO. As in, the land of eternal winters, construction, potholes, poverty, crime, and absolutely nothing to do. I don't understand why people always respond "-but there's the rock and roll hall of fame!" yes! so? It might be interesting the first time, but it's basically a museum.

Don't end up like me kids. Don't go to Case.

In my freshman year at Case Western Reserve University, my bike and car got stolen, the only parties I went to were by CIA, and everybody in my building decided to talk the biggest shit about me for absolutely no reason, all while talking shit about each other. The only thing keeping me sane so far was an amazing girl I found at nearby Hiram college.

Case Western Reserve University by trapped April 20, 2008

Duke University 

A university in Durham, North Carolina that is owned by the University of North Carolina. This is often seen in Men's basketball, in which UNC consistently humiliates Duke.

Duke University: see FAILURE

Duke University by ACCFan March 3, 2009

Eastern Connecticut State University 

Where kids go if they get rejected from UConn, but still go up to UConn to party.

Eastern Connecticut State University is located in the northeast in Willimantic, Connecticut. It has 17 Division III varsity sports and is the third oldest public university in the state.

Eastern Connecticut State University by filmguy619 April 7, 2011

ohio northern university 

horrible, horrible school in the most pointless town on the planet. impossible to get anyone to tell you what's going on with anything. basically spending time there makes you want to throw yourself down a flight of stairs.

Being at Ohio Northern University makes me want to wretch and die.

ohio northern university by onu hater May 16, 2006

University of South Carolina 

Everything that Clemson is, minus the awesome girls, campus, spirit, and education. A place for kids who would really rather be at Clemson but can't read.

when evil men die, god sends them to the University of South Carolina.

University of South Carolina by not anonymous April 20, 2007

universal noun 

a single word or group of words than can be used in just about any situation. a swiss army knife of the english language, a universal noun will have near limitless applications.

for an example of a universal noun, take the other urban dictionary listing word (and yes, i meant to refer to the listing for "word").

A versatile declaration, originating (more or less) in hip-hop culture.

"Word" has no single meaning, but is usually used to convey a casual sense of affirmation, acknowledgement, agreement, or to indicate that something has impressed you favorably.

Its usage among young blacks has been parodied ad nauseam among clueless suburban whites.

examples:

person 1: "Come on man, we're going to the store."
person 2: "Word." (acknowledging and agreeing with)

person 1: "Word!" (conveying "I've got important news to tell you")
person 2: "What's up man?!"

person 1: "Yo, I wrecked my car last night."
person 2: "Word?" ("You speak the truth?")
person 1: "Word." ("I speak the truth.")
person 3: "Word..." (acknowledging the event, as well as the other's financial and emotional loss)

a statement of indifference

Proper Usage-

1) After any sentence

2) After any statement of any kind (i.e. angry statement, statement of love...)

3) Just about anywhere you feel like putting it.

4) Don't abuse the power of word. Use it properly. And randomly.

Proper Usage-

ex:

Person 1: What did you do last night?
Person 2: Went to the movies. Word.
Person 1: Word.

Improper Usage-

ex:

Person 1: What did you do last night? Word.
Person 2: I went to the AMC theatre and watched a movie.
Person 1: Went to the word movies huh? Word, word. Word.

universal noun by maxblockm March 22, 2007

universal you 

The 'you' pertaining to everyone in general, usually paired with a suggestion.
Such as "you should always dress better than the rest"

George: You should always have 3 helpings of vegetable a day
Lenard: Me? why me?
George: No Len, not you 'YOU', i was merely using the universal you.

universal you by kingdomcumerz January 12, 2009