A person who walks around with aids dripping from their neck with dopey fucked up legs and feet thinking their amazing. In reality they don't realise that although there is only one of them known to mankind, that everyone wants to shoot it in the neck.
They strut about like sassy fuckers but don't worry they are not aggressive just trying to be a slut like past times, amongst doing nothing but slutting and sleeping in random places.
They strut about like sassy fuckers but don't worry they are not aggressive just trying to be a slut like past times, amongst doing nothing but slutting and sleeping in random places.
"Mate, did you see that, does that thing even make sense!?"
"Oh yeah look, a turkey sloth, i swear she was in my mates flats yesterday morning"
"Sure he's still alive!? Thing looks lethal"
"Yeah she gave him aids he's now sprouting feathers"
"Oh yeah look, a turkey sloth, i swear she was in my mates flats yesterday morning"
"Sure he's still alive!? Thing looks lethal"
"Yeah she gave him aids he's now sprouting feathers"
by Dagz January 22, 2014
Get the Turkey Slothmug. A turkey slurpee is defined As the girl was giving a blow job. She sounded like a turkey gobbling your dick.
by Queenmisery July 23, 2024
Get the Turkey slurpeemug. by ~Crustard-Tart-Ass~ June 3, 2015
Get the Turkey Stickmug. by mmoney8000 January 8, 2016
Get the grinding my turkeymug. "Did you give that girl Megan a good beefing?"
"Yes I absolutely Turkey Twizzled her until she screamed Whiskey (my dog's name)!"
Turkey twizzler is the best sex, almost forbidden
"Yes I absolutely Turkey Twizzled her until she screamed Whiskey (my dog's name)!"
Turkey twizzler is the best sex, almost forbidden
by MiniestCam March 9, 2021
Get the Turkey Twizzlermug. The period of time after getting in a fight with someone, in-between "We are kinda talking again, but it's kinda cold..." and "Hell yea baby everything is gravy as fuck."
(Because you are draining the juices from the turkey to use in the gravy.)
(Because you are draining the juices from the turkey to use in the gravy.)
Mark: Hey Breanna, are you and Izzabella talking again?
Breanna: Workin' on it man, we're draining the turkey.
Breanna: Workin' on it man, we're draining the turkey.
by scrubs2342 July 25, 2011
Get the Draining The Turkeymug. 