Bob Velseb Simp

Basically a person who simps for Bob Velseb. A.K.A. Me.

Person 1: I think i'm a Bob Velseb simp.

Person 2: Same.

by A random goth girl April 26, 2023

Bob Hope Spot

A term used when one receives a close parking spot that is not handicapped. Bob Hope was an old man, but not worthy of said handicapped spot, resulting in him attempting to get the closest spot possible. Can be altered with the addition of relatives (i.e. aunt, niece) to describe further spots.

"Yes! I've got a Bob hope spot!"

"Wow. This is Bob Hope's uncle's granddaughter's spot!"

by SweZz845 August 18, 2006

Bobbing for Donkey Apples

While having anal intercourse with your partner in a gas station bathroom, your partner bobs for the turds in the toilet that you have recently left for them.

Jane and I were at the AMPM yesterday and I made that bitch go bobbing for donkey apples.

by CHANCE916 May 19, 2006

Billy Bob Budget

super human from the Haulass Garage show(on YouTube)
able to leap tall pallets with the VT commodore and build amazing things using some bodgy time saving techniques

on todays episode, Billy Bob Budget shows how to make a redneck parts washer with amazing results.

by fartiscrubs May 5, 2020

Bob Odenkirk Day

Celebrated by taking a briefcase to a local bar.

"You wanna go Odenkirking for Bob Odenkirk Day?"

by BobOdenkirk April 3, 2023

two-bob spot

A wet spot seen on the exterior of a man's trousers after he has urinated but not adequately shaken or wiped his penis, leading to an after-pee soiling of the nearby clothing. The size of the spot usually being reminiscent of a two-shilling, or "two-bob" coin used in pre-decimalised Australia and UK.

Hey Knackers, did you forget to give your cock a good shake after your snakes hiss? You've got a cracking two-bob spot on the front of your dacks there.

by clemstar January 13, 2016

This Is Bob (2021 Ver.)

░░░░░███████ ▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄ Bob is building an army.
▂▄▅█████████▅▄▃▂ This tank & Bob are against

█████████████████ ☻ removing the dislike button
Il███████████████████... ▌︻╦╤─ Copy and Paste this all over
◥⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙◤.... / \ YouTube if you are with us

It's starting all over again... Even 13 years later

Context: In 2008 people were angry because youtube required you to get a google+ account to comment on youtube and they started spamming this on comments.

Someone will post this on a youtube video. ANY video

This is bob (2021 Ver.)

by mojo3 December 14, 2021