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Wood wide web

Contrary to popular believe (see: ala mode), the Wood wide web's nonsensical capitalization structure is purpose built for it's own rationale. You see that the wood can be utilized, speaks to human's ownership of the domain of Earth. The wideness of this expanse, speaks to the spooky incantation which follows it. That is to say, we have not uncovered all rocks, harvested all grain, plowed and fertilized all soil. And, while this may be scary in that Brown Recluse Spiders are all around us, wanting to murder us for our existent nature--they mostly love in the woods, protecting their own webs. . ."mostly"
Eric Cartman is a proud user of the Www to. . .uh justify bully in the Wood wide web. Like a comment bullying a bully--which in this case, the thought completes itself. (I.e. : "I have evidence, and I'll use it!" )
by BestEgo November 17, 2023
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wood panel

Basic, non stylish but unpretentious
Tyler’s new girlfriend is a total wood panel. She is a long way from the K-pop star be used to date.
by Chips n’ hummus March 13, 2024
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cheap wood

an easy way of getting a hard on. such as a hot store attendant.
damn bro look over at the cheap wood!”
by McCoyThomson September 27, 2020
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Damian "long shlong" Wood

Definition:
A caffeine-powered computer whisperer who walks the line between genius and glitch. Damian “Long Shlong” Wood isn’t just a man—he’s a chaotic event wearing human skin. He speaks fluent binary, communes with frogs for wisdom, and believes any disaster can be solved if you just Megazord it.

Profile:

Tech Wizard: Fixes computers by glaring at them until the motherboard apologizes. Once coded a working game using only a keyboard missing the “E.”

Frog Lore Scholar: Claims frogs hold the Wi-Fi password of the universe—and somehow everyone believes him.

Megazord Philosopher: His life motto: “When it’s broken, just Megazord it.” Nobody knows what that means, yet it always works.

Professional Gooner: Operates on pure focus and unholy energy; rumored to have transcended sleep during a 72-hour code-and-Red Bull marathon.

Personality:
Chaotically evil in the most helpful way possible. He’ll repair your router, but it’ll play frog croaks on startup afterward. The man radiates the aura of an overclocked raccoon who discovered enlightenment and decided to major in IT.

Legacy:
Some say he was born when a lightning bolt struck a USB hub; others think he’s a firmware update that gained consciousness. Either way, Damian “Long Shlong” Wood remains a walking reminder that science, chaos, and frog memes can coexist.
by geggregmed October 16, 2025
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wood people

Those creepy figurines in your grandparent's apartment that they've collected from God knows where in Africa.
Janicestop looking at those wood people they're terrifying.
by Nobody10012992 March 3, 2017
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Romani Woods

A guy who only dates white girls. He’s the guy who hates on dark skin women even though he himself is dark skin.
Noah - Hey did you know Romani Woods is dating someone?
Claire - Is she white?

Noah - Yes lol
by applebase45 February 20, 2022
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Wood cookies

This man is out here selling his wood cookies....
by Jayëë January 24, 2020
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