The only counter to The Mastermind Rule. Comes from the awesomeness that is banana fire (some retard puts on a banana suit and covers himself in rubbing alcohol and sets himself alight, guess what happens next... google it and try not to laugh too hard.)
Should an offered activity take a higher preference than the current activity, one should invoke The Banana Fire Rule. Comes from the fact that watching banana fire is probably the best thing you can do, if it wasn't, you'd invoke The Mastermind Rule.
Should an offered activity take a higher preference than the current activity, one should invoke The Banana Fire Rule. Comes from the fact that watching banana fire is probably the best thing you can do, if it wasn't, you'd invoke The Mastermind Rule.
Miles: Aww man if only I hadn't invoked the mastermind rule and kept on playing Final Fantasy VII when asked if I wanted to play some Tekken Tag! Wait a minute, I think it's time to invoke The Banana Fire Rule!
Everyone: Yes! Tekken formulae go!
Everyone: Yes! Tekken formulae go!
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Get the MOM THE CARS ON FIRE mug.When you are your 2 best bros head to single cubicle bathroom and urinate everywhere but the toilet bowl, then send you next best bro to go drink the sweet nectar from the piss laden toilet bin.
Bro 1: Hey bro we should go and drench that fire in the bathroom.
Bro 2: I'll call the Croatian Fire Brigade.
Bro 3: Lemme grab a straw.
Bro 2: I'll call the Croatian Fire Brigade.
Bro 3: Lemme grab a straw.
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Get the Croatian Fire Brigade mug.1) When the government or government officals destroys your property or assets and you have to pay for any damages, repairs, legal costs and any further government taxes to do with said property or assets.
2) Where the government legally aquires your property without permission and destroys it in order to make way for a highway or another government owned structure.
This word was made famous when Marcus Licinius Crassus who came from a wealthy roman family created the first fire brigade in Rome and would have hundreds of men on hand to help put out the flames. Unfortunatly the firemen refused to help without gaining at least a third of the price of the property, these deals were usually made whilst the property was burning.
Augustus Ceaser adopted this Idea and built his own fire brigade where he would burn down other peoples properties and then claim them as damaged goods which could be legally aquired by Augustus Ceaser.
2) Where the government legally aquires your property without permission and destroys it in order to make way for a highway or another government owned structure.
This word was made famous when Marcus Licinius Crassus who came from a wealthy roman family created the first fire brigade in Rome and would have hundreds of men on hand to help put out the flames. Unfortunatly the firemen refused to help without gaining at least a third of the price of the property, these deals were usually made whilst the property was burning.
Augustus Ceaser adopted this Idea and built his own fire brigade where he would burn down other peoples properties and then claim them as damaged goods which could be legally aquired by Augustus Ceaser.
Government: Excuse me sir we have aquired your home to make way for a highway with tolls
Joe Blow: What Ive been living on this land for fifty years you can't do that
Government: Is it a bird is it plane, no It's Ceaser's Fire brigade now piss off.
Joe Blow: What Ive been living on this land for fifty years you can't do that
Government: Is it a bird is it plane, no It's Ceaser's Fire brigade now piss off.
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I usually get a Long Island Special, but I'd totally be down for a good handy. How about a Fire Island Deluxe?
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by yukon13 December 28, 2016
Get the rapid fire text mug.When a company, more often a large corporation, fires you in a way that has some parallels to the way members of a mob are killed. Usually involving a seemingly normal scheduled meeting (that is actually a firing meeting) where you walk into an unforeseen trap of one or more members of management waiting there for you before proceeding to terminate you from your job. The firing often follows a party, or a meal for all of the employees and sometimes you will not be allowed to go back to your desk to gather your things.
*message pops up on computer: “just a reminder that we have a meeting scheduled in the conference room at 3:00. Come in once you’ve finished eating your pizza and wings we got for the department”
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Walks unsuspectingly into Conference room to see several members of Management and an HR rep.
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“We’re going to have to let you go” ... “what, why?! What did I do?”... “Ok. Well,I’ll go gather my things, I guess”
“There’s no need for that, we’ll mail them to you”
... “So first you feed me, and then you fire me?!”
Talks to friend later “Dude, I got Mob Style Fired Today. First they fed me, and then they called me into a trap meeting where they fired me and told me they would mail me my things I left at my desk. It was like what happens in a mob movie, bro”
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Walks unsuspectingly into Conference room to see several members of Management and an HR rep.
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“We’re going to have to let you go” ... “what, why?! What did I do?”... “Ok. Well,I’ll go gather my things, I guess”
“There’s no need for that, we’ll mail them to you”
... “So first you feed me, and then you fire me?!”
Talks to friend later “Dude, I got Mob Style Fired Today. First they fed me, and then they called me into a trap meeting where they fired me and told me they would mail me my things I left at my desk. It was like what happens in a mob movie, bro”
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