father's day

Depending on your race/socio-economic class, its a day in June which can be a source of rejoicing or sorrow or confusion.

Special days are to celebrate what is, not what isn't! So take that stupid smile off your face you fockin' bastard! Yo mama' shouldn't have been such a bitch, otherwise she might have been able to baby-trap that sucker!

by dirTsamoan July 2, 2003

Valentine's Day

Reminding everyone that they're alone and miserable.

Valentine's Day. Why do they have this holiday? All it's good for is making money and making single people feel horrible.

by FlareKitsune February 1, 2010

Idol Day

A vacation day taken to view American Idol. (a day not yet in the lexicon of excused work days)

I took an Idol Day at work so that I could indulge in the bizarre troika of self deluded exhibitionism,bravura performances and the one man army known as Simon.

by provider44 January 14, 2010

reckoning of days

Phrase used to promise great vengeance for a supposed wronging. Vaguely religious undertones, but not necessarily religious in nature (i.e secular-inspired violence is acceptable)

"That was the last Krispy Kreame, you bitch! There will be a Reckoning of Days! Swear to God!"

by Soren Barseaux October 7, 2006

PW Day

The first day of springtime warm enough for attractive females to wear flesh baring clothing after a long winter.

The name is derived from the Roy Orbison classic Oh Pretty Woman. The correct utterance upon seeing an attractive female on PW Day is "Mercy!", also from the Orbison classic

Happy PW Day, I love springtime on 5th Avenue....Mercy!!!!

by R Snyder December 3, 2007

Shit Day

A day in which we do not learn anything and spend money.

Steve told the team, "we can't afford a shit day."

by MrRipple May 4, 2014

President's Day

Definition 1: A day where schools across America are closed. Each student takes this day to appreciate the history of America's founding fathers and doesn't take advantage of the Monday off to party on a Sunday night.
Definition 2: A day where tons of car salesmen think that people will go nuts and buy cars, when this is most certainly never the case.

Student #1: It's so grand that we have our founding fathers to thank during President's Day.
Student #2: oh, yes!

Student 1&2: *reminiscing*

by Confidante February 12, 2015