When your half way into a female during Intercourse and it looks like she has a log stuck in her twat. But in reality it's just a really big meat log.
Bro.. I layed the twat log on that girl last night in my canoe.
Last night my girlfriend told me fell my cedar penis log inside of her bushy forest that she calls a vagina.
Last night my girlfriend told me fell my cedar penis log inside of her bushy forest that she calls a vagina.
by DaMaTeRMaNG October 8, 2019
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by Therealbeanboy October 9, 2019
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by inside joke from me and julia April 23, 2018
Get the neighboorhood gay twat mug.The most amazing group of women ever assembled. You can find them every summer visiting Palm Springs. Hide your cups, these bitches have been known to break a few. They enjoy sandwiches in hot tubs, dry humping pool noodles and masturbating to the soothing sounds of Michael Bolton.
by Fluffy Orange Princess April 24, 2018
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by Stankdaddy23 May 2, 2018
Get the Twat waffle mug.When an overly tan girl is wearing a skirt and no panties, slips and falls on an icy deck and gets her labia stuck on it. Like a tongue to a flagpole in the winter.
You should have seen Gina when she came out of the tanning salon that b**** slipped and fell and got a slippery twat brownie
by Des and Kirstie May 3, 2018
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