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twat

1: Another term for bitch in Britain.

2: You.
ComedyShortsGamer is a twat.

Only twats can dance like that.

You are a twat.
by NaomiLolz December 17, 2015
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cumt twat

Whoever drives that red s-10 is a cumt twat!
by Only1for4family May 18, 2018
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Twat-Tide

Twat Tide, also known as the "Cam Cunt Effect," refers to a woman's vagina becoming very moist, even when no obvious stimulus is present. It is the idea that the vagina 'sees' and is reacting to something nearby which cannot be immediately perceived.
Woman addressing her vagina: "What do you see girl? You're doing that twat-tide thing again and it's terribly distracting."
by SpazzingMushroom January 10, 2021
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Twat banger

Derogatory term for either a male who has sex with anyone who’s easy. Could also be used for lesbians
‘She’s a twat banger
by Justine Hampshire February 27, 2020
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Twat

British English slang for a man who is obnoxious but doesn't necessarily realise it. American equivalent would be Douchebag.
Co worker 1: I had to train that new guy the other day and he just wouldn't listen to anything I said and told me how he knows it already, yet he struggled by himself and kept asking me for assistance. Than he got all flustered and started walking around the workplace and getting in everyone's way. Co Worker 2: Yeah I know who your talking about, he seems like a right twat
by Dre_303888 June 29, 2020
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Twat-Matt

A scenario where a single person, with a God Complex, tries to obliterate a highly skilled team of successful people, in front of management, with completely made up bullshit, zero fact or sense behind it, to hide their own lack of knowledge.
I had a complete Twat-Matt day, now I need a large beer….
by anonymous August 22, 2024
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Saggy Twat

A woman that is so well know around that her vagina has its own postcode because its that worn out from popularity
"You dirty Saggy Twat"
"yeah she used to be a Saggy Twat"
by Meggins September 7, 2021
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