Twat

A hybrid office worker that opts to work from home on Mondays and Fridays;

‘Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays’

‘Is John in the office today?’

‘No mate, he’s a TWAT’

by hybrid-twat August 22, 2025

Twat

I name a certain someone gives to marcelo

N: “your a twat”
M: “I slipped on water”

by TwatTheBat April 26, 2022

Twat

A word Americans can't pronounce

Wrong: 'Americans are twots
right: Americans are twats

by Cachu February 24, 2021

tickle a twat

When a girl masturbates. Flicks the bean. The act of Shebopping. Etc...

I'm so glad I have gotten rid of that old iPhone 4s finally. This iPhone 7 screen is much better for watching porn to tickle a twat with.

by TheLunarMother June 28, 2017

Rebel Twat

When you poo in your own hand and throw it into the neighbours garden they proceed to eat the poo and pass it down the neighbour hood

The Rebel Twat is a professional ritual

by Doctor Rebel Twat June 1, 2020

moosey twat

When your dick or vagina is hairy

Wow last night when I was banging Samantha she had a moosey twat .

Oh man I am sorry did you tell her?

Yah but I pulled out last night it was sooo hairy and disgusting that I didn't even want to look at my own penis

by Mercibaby January 28, 2017

Twat

a derogatory word used in the British-English language or American English language to refer to someone as being stupid or obnoxious.

Stop being such a little twat and get back to work

by Suburbanz71 January 23, 2019