The real reason your throat hurts, Throat Trolls. They party in your mouth while you're sleeping. Mucus is in fact, Throat Troll poop and semen.
*Wakes up with throat in pain and feeling scratchy*
"Damn, throat trolls got me again! Had a huge party in my mouth and left troll jizz and feces everywhere."
"Damn, throat trolls got me again! Had a huge party in my mouth and left troll jizz and feces everywhere."
by Maddd Maxxx February 24, 2019
Get the Throat Trollmug. Example: Bro you are such a troll I can’t take you seriously at all.
Example 2: Bro you are such a Kacey I can’t take you seriously at all.
Example 2: Bro you are such a Kacey I can’t take you seriously at all.
by The cake man May 29, 2023
Get the Trollmug. I just took a huge Shit and there is no poop in the bowl. Sorry Man, we have a Potty Troll his name Paul.
by FloNunu March 20, 2021
Get the Potty Trollmug. Malevolent night creature known for shaking down party people for their bag of blow while simultaneously hoarding their personal stash.
Lindsay’s a friggin Jellybean Troll, she straight up Dyson’d the community bag while hoarding a solid G and then bounced when the com-bag hit zero, licking her numb gums and doing a donut in the intersection at 8am in 3 feet off snow on the unplowed streets during a winter storm warning wearing a stolen Grateful Dead T-shirt.
by Yuge Crank January 29, 2023
Get the Jellybean Trollmug. When you’re about to score a bogey in golf, but then a hole troll grabs your golf ball and throws it to the beginning of the course.
by carpathianwizard February 10, 2023
Get the Troll Bogeymug. The world defines a Troll as a illiterate retarded idiot that can only win arguments through hurling insults and using profanity against their opponent. The real definition of a Troll is any person with a higher level of intelligence, that is very antisocial, and loves to disrupt the status quo by seeking "atypical social rewards" from negative reactions accomplished through their various interactions.
Bill: Wayne is crazy, isn't he?
Ted: He's not dangerous, but he definitely doesn't play well with others.
Bill: What do you mean?
Ted: He's a Troll.
Ted: He's not dangerous, but he definitely doesn't play well with others.
Bill: What do you mean?
Ted: He's a Troll.
by Apollyon the Kenite July 29, 2020
Get the Trollmug. When ur trolling someone then forget after a few min & start talking to someone else bc ur baked so u don’t finish the first convo & they think ur ghosting them
BF: BAE why didn’t you respond wth?!
GF: Sorry BAE didn’t mean to ghost u just troll u guess it’s a ghost troll now
GF: Sorry BAE didn’t mean to ghost u just troll u guess it’s a ghost troll now
by Bratarle June 15, 2020
Get the Ghost Trollmug.