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Train set twat

A middle aged cretin who dwells in there attic playing with train sets To avoid interacting with the misses due to the underlying hatred of her driven by the fact she spends all his money on new shoes and cars to impress her boss so she can get filled in.
‘Hows that train set twat’ who cares get your cock out.
by Bneth September 11, 2018
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empty-boxcars train of assurers

Derisive term for a sizable number of acquaintances of someone with a dubious reputation who make praising statements about the individual's character/morals, offer to co-sign a loan he's requesting, etc., but who are of comparably-questionable integrity themselves, are also broke, etc., and so their own word and/or reliability is viewed as not being much more of a legitimate guarantee than the promises of the person they're vouching for. In other words, "quantito, but not qualito"... lots of impressive-looking "containers", but with no actual/tangible/legitimate "goods" inside of said containers.
Loan officer: I always feel really wary/suspicious whenever someone of unknown/questionable reputation asks for a loan and offers to bring in a number of other folks to vouch for his character, reliability, and financial responsibility --- "methinks he doth protest too much", plus usually his so-called "witnesses" appear to merely be an "empty-boxcars train of assurers"... they seem no more trustworthy than I would view the loan-requester himself as being, and so their voluminous praise/recommendations hold little significance and inspire little confidence in me regarding whether the loan-requester would actually possess adequate means/motivation/dedication to repay the money. I feel something like how the lady-attorney in "Losing Isaiah" did when she pointed out that the members of the "support group" whom ex-druggie/shoplifter Khaila had named as the people who were assisting her in her efforts to "go straight" and "live clean" had themselves all been former drug-users and/or criminals, and so she felt that they should not be considered to be viable/reliable helpers to prevent Khaila from relapsing.
by QuacksO September 21, 2018
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Train

When a group of young, rich, up and coming republicans has sex with the same woman, one after the other.
My name's Bart. I will be on the Supreme Court. Pleased to meet you, my name is Jeff, I'll be the CEO of my dad's International Arms manufacturer; and this is John, he will be a five star General like his dad. After you've thrown the dog a bone, I'll introduce you to the rest of the guys in the train.
by markinnaples September 26, 2018
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Versace train

A freaky swing in holmeja,Skåne, Sweden.
It is multi functional and brings joy to its passengers in al ages.
Oh so u wanna ride the Versace train? It takes skills to get on it
by Stockholm bitches in Skåne September 30, 2018
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The Train

Ivan is the Train not Cal
by Ivan Paus May 19, 2018
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Army Training

A usual excuse when you want to get out of something to go to a much more important event
Hey Clint, sorry I can’t make it tonight. I got some army training to do with my family
by kksaimonawng May 21, 2018
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Ass Train

Arschlok in German
Fuck me !
I can't, I have ass train

Spritz mir!
I kann nicht, ich hab' ein Arschlock in meinem Arsch
Used by virgins
by Arschloch April 13, 2018
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