COW

a way for four people to have sex

Nice cow you got there, Hank

by volkem June 28, 2022

juju the cow

The fursona of an LA comedian known by his screen name Dick Masterson. He was famous for a segment on Dr. Phil saying men are superior to women. He was also a high school prom king.

Did you know Dick Masterson dressed up as juju the cow for this year's Burning Man Festival?

by Terry Thomas Davis June 14, 2024

Cow-word

A word or phrase which displays weakness, fear and no backbone. A word that is lacking conviction and certainty.

Examples of cow-words are : "Maybe", "I'll let you kNOw", "I can't" , "I'm scared",

by hardstyler December 11, 2022

Life span of cows

Usually, cows tend to live for 18 years. No longer than 18 :)

The life span of cows is 18 years. I guess my sister is dying in a few days

by Smoll potato December 4, 2021

Cow Pat Virgin

A virgin man who has hair like cow poo.

That man over there looks like a cow pat virgin.

by Cheesy Whiskey November 23, 2023

Up a cow's udder for a stick of butter

Used to describe someone who’s completely in a ridiculous or unlikely place, or busy doing something absurd. A bovine version of “up a hog’s ass for a ham sandwich".

"Hey, where's Bud?"

"Don't know, probably up a cow's udder for a stick of butter."

by LilJimmyB August 28, 2025

Romanian cow cruncher

When you’re interacting with an extremely thick woman and she squeezes her legs together in attempt to restrain your johnny and balls.

Watch out for those Romanian cow crunchers! Or Fricker Linda got me with Romanian cow cruncher last night.

by Romanian Cow Cruncher July 14, 2024