man cold

when a man is sick so he becomes incredibly rude to his significant other to cope for the illness he is suffering from. It doesnt matter if its a small cold, or the flu, your man will never treat you kindly.

"bryan has been so rude today"
"yeah he has man cold"

by boyfriendhater101 December 1, 2023

Cold Fronts

Slang for burnouts

The challenger is here, get ready for some cool car cold fronts

by PhonkeeTown June 5, 2022

hiv cold

When a human male gets a common cold and fever strikes.
Common has nothing to do with it.

Death is there, you know it, death knows it.
Unaware of the danger is your wife/ girlfriend and possibly the doctor who refuses to treat you - every single time.

The survival rate of hiv cold is next to nothing. Possibly the single greatest threat to mankind.

by k1b5 May 25, 2016

Cold Hands

President George W. Bush’s nickname for WH Chief of Staff Josh Bolten.

Cold Hands got married as a senior citizen.

by Coop Dupe September 22, 2021

Cold Hairless Vaginal Virginity

The opposite of hot furry anal sex. (Hairless is better than Skinless)

Man, you still watch Hot Furry Anal Sex? Get good and watch some Cold Hairless Vaginal Virginity.

by Foiloiup December 14, 2022

Cold Snap

A back-handed compliment

Was that a cold snap? She just said she liked the way I fucked up that presentation.

by stealyourfacebook September 2, 2016

Cold Child

A popular line if T-shirts by the Deus FX brand referring to the feeling of one gets when sipping purple drank.

Yo James got paid , his gonna be cold child this weekend.

What do I gotta do to be cold child today ?

by Kiarr November 3, 2023