Lobster Dinner Special

The sexual act of putting a live lobster inside of a womans asshole, tail first. The woman's sexual partner puts his erect penis into her vagina, and while performing the lobster cuts up the balls.
Kyle: Hey Michael, what are you doing in the hospital?
Michael: Katelyn made me do a Lobster Dinner Special, and I didn't think it would work. It did
Kyle: I wonder if my girlfriend would be open to doing that. (pun intended)
by RussianSexMachine November 26, 2014
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Two for one special

When the woman puts your ball sack on a tee then uses a golf club to whack them bitches up your ass getting a two for one special
Alex and Kamy were on the golf green, and Kamy thought it would be good to give Alex a two for one special. So she plopped his sack on the tee and whacked his sack up his ass.
by Assjuice12 February 12, 2018
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blue light special

someone with multiple sexually transmitted diseases/infections
The hooker on 4th and Broadway is the blue light special, make sure you wrap your winkie!
by romyla April 20, 2011
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Red Light special

When a girl gives you head While stopped and continued while driving
Man my girl gave me a bomb ass red light special last night while we were driving around
by Alex 49 March 25, 2020
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Special Ed Class

the term used to identify a girl with an above average ass. This was found in the middle of a Kanye West song, in which he utters the words, "She's in that Special Ed Class...but shes got that dumb ass!". you may say this straight to the girls face or tell your dude. If a girl has an ass similar to the pancakes mom use to make, you can say they are in "that honors class" or "that girl is a straight intellectual!"(contradicting Special Ed). Drake is currently known to associate himself with some of the dumbest girls in the world. Basically its all about class without the CL. I believe this philosophy was brought to the table by Keaton Alexander and George Oguna in early 2010. GLS
shes gotta be in Special Ed Class! that girls IQ is probably 42
by Dr. Deez June 24, 2010
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Special best friend

Boyfriend/Girlfriend or your side partner.
Usally a person you have sex with.
See "special friend" for more detail
Tyler:OMG Luke your my special best friend
Luke:Fuck ya I am:)
by That guy jizzed himself October 27, 2014
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special k

Mannn I was just chompin on that Special K last night. O-3, 3 K's.
by Steven3174 April 02, 2008
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