Sleeps

A way of counting down days to an exciting event. Exclusively used by infantile British morons who seem to think speaking like a 5 year old looking forward to christmas holidays (or chrimbo holibobs as they would say) is somehow endearing.
I can’t wait, only 3 more sleeps before I am off for my chrimbo holibobs.
by Onlyfaranginsaraburi December 25, 2023
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sleep

Something that my body can ignore from playing video games all day everyday
a mother: “come on little Johnny, you need your sleep”
Little Johnny: “get the fuck out of my room I’m playing Minecraft!”
by The Gaming Canadian July 03, 2020
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sleep

theoretical situation that never exists after the age of 10 in applied physics
“sleep? Newton said it was impossible” — a random organism
by November 29, 2022
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Sleep

Sleep is when you close your eyes for hours and dream dreams. Everyone loves sleeping
Boy : do you like sleeping?

Girl : Yeah!!

Boy : I LOVEEEEE SLEEPING!!
by jjisntcool March 27, 2022
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Sleep Deprivation BAC

Excessive sleep deprivation has all the bad parts of being drunk without any of the fun parts.

Staying awake for 24 hours impairs you about as much as being drunk just above the legal limit for driving.

Your sleep deprivation BAC is an estimate of how much your sleep deprivation has impaired you
"mb the pull request was pretty buggy, my sleep deprivation BAC is definitely past the bar"
by SVT13125CNS August 28, 2022
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rim sleep

Getting your anus licked while asleep.
I was camping with my mother-in-law and I woke up with a soggy asshole. Must have been that rim sleep.
by sleepyghost September 15, 2022
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Sleep Wrangling

Same sex rape of a person initiated while they are sleeping, attempting to sleep, or in a state between sleep and wakefulness.
There has been a lot of sleep wrangling going on at that campsite.

Dude, he got sleep wrangled by those convicts.

There was a sleep wrangler running around my apartment complex.
by Rodney Cobbletop December 13, 2010
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