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the smol and short jelly

Hi I'm The Smol And Short Jelly on the urban dictionary
by The Smol And Short Jelly May 27, 2022
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The Strawberry Shortcake

The Strawberry Shortcake is when a man puts whipped cream on the tip of his penis and his partner sticks a strawberry up their rectum. then the person with whipped cream on their cock jams the whipped cream topped dick inside their partners asshole pushing the strawberry up their ass and back into their stomach leaving them constipated.
Man, me and Requis did the Strawberry Shortcake last night and now I’m constipated as fuck.
by FroZticShadow July 24, 2022
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National Slap Short People Month

During the month of november you can slap anyone under 5'6" with no consequences.
Hey,it's National Slap Short People month!
by Im_Bad_At_Game October 8, 2022
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national kiss short people day

November 1st
if you don’t kiss a short person you will get Evaporated
Evaporation sounds like a fun way to go, so I’m not gonna participate in national kiss short people day
by PutOnTheCatEars October 26, 2022
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National bully a short person day

on january the 20th its motivated to bully a short person
lets bully that short guy cause its bully a short person day
national bully a short person day means you can bully a short person
by none ya bussines January 19, 2023
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National Kick a short person day

Created to counter national kick a tall person day
Hey, did you hear that its National Kick a Short Person day? Its when you kick short people under 170cm
by dan1eaa January 20, 2023
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Fuckin the shortbus

This is the outcome of fucking some clinger dinger several times. She starts showing up at your work. She wants to have your baby. She pranks you all night after seeing gals liking your post.
Bro 1-Man you alright? You seem like your ready to detonate?
Bro 2-No I'm not al-fuckin-right! I been droppin loads in that crazy blonde for a week. Now she is on my 24/7. She turns up everywhere I'm at. Guess I be fuckin the shortbus.
by Hotdamn 5 knuckle dirt nap January 30, 2023
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