Russian headlock

When a male gets naked & immediately puts you in a full Nelson

Shut up lil bro before I put you in the Russian headlock

by KINGVONFRMDAO August 15, 2022

RUSSIAN state Funeral

The delicate act of being thrown out of the 6th floor of a hospital window while you are still breathing.

Man...Sergei just had his Russian State Funeral after getting that contract renewed fort his tractor factory in Omsk.

by Murray the K September 6, 2022

Russian Thunderbolt

A sexual act of twatting an ejaculation top bins of your birds mouth. Commonly mistaken with the Japanese Firebolt, a sexual act where you ejaculate with such passion and aggression, you send your bird back to 1974.

Boy, your Russian Thunderbolt was the best I’ve ever seen!

by anonymous September 13, 2022

Russian blender

When you stick your dick in the blenders and ejaculate and use the cum to make a smoothie

Jack let’s make a Russian blender

by SupremeRhino April 25, 2022

Russian Waltz

The act of two people getting drunk and belligerent then beating the crap out of each other

Me and my buddy Jack did the Russian waltz last night after downing a bottle of Smirnoff

by GreyHat97 April 26, 2022

The Russian Rebelion

The Russian Rebelion is performed by funneling a pint of vodka in both of your ass's and proceed to fuck her in the ass while simultaneously self fucking with the empty bottle

I met this Russian girl and she wouldn't stop talking about wanting to do "The Russian Rebelion". best night of my life!

by Twich_Rade November 16, 2022

I don't speak russian I speak soviet

What literally i will say when i am in RUSSIA

me:*goes to russia*
russians:do you speak russian?
me:no
russians:then what language do you speak?
me: I don't speak russian i speak soviet
russians:how does this make any sense

by ihandlethisidk September 14, 2022