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Pineapple on Pizza 

Most people say it’s the worst thing but have never even tried it.
Hey, truth or dare?

Truth.

Do you like pineapple on pizza?

No, obviously.

Ok, truth or dare again.

Truth.

Have you ever tried pineapple on pizza?

..no…

wtf dude u ate my pizza 

typically used when ur homie accidentally eats ur pizza
you: wtf dude u ate my pizza?!
mate: oh srry brotha pay u new pizza kk bro
you: k
*bro hug*

mexican pizza 

An excessively disgusting female genital area covered by swarms of STD-caused warts, callouses, lesions, rashes, oozing cysts, etc.
Rosie O'Donnell and Oprah gave eachother mean cases of mexican pizza.
mexican pizza by szero April 26, 2004

Banana Pizza Cutter 

Soraka's auto attack. It slices people like a pizza cutter...shaped like a banana.
I was playing League of Legends last night and Soraka killed me with her banana pizza cutter.

Ethiopian pizza 

A sexual fetish when one partner creates a pizza like structure on their stomach with his or her bodily wastes. The other partner proceeds to eat this pizza and then proclaims his/ her africain dominance
I made an Ethiopian pizza for my wife lay nightt

Pussy Pizza 

The sexual act with an order of pizza. The man places a slice of pizza on the woman's crotch. With the preparations complete, the man proceeds to eat dat pussy and the pizza at the same time. Proceed to add a new slice of pizza when the previous slice is finished. This act can also be done in reverse by wrapping said pizza slice around the penis. This is particularly useful when the woman has a vagina of peculiar taste or when the man needs a quick snack before work but the wife is in need of satisfaction.
"Jesus, I was about to leave for work, but Janey was horny as fuck. I was hungry though, and luckily had some spare pizza from last night, so I had some Pussy Pizza to eat. Lucky me!"
Pussy Pizza by Raven of Thor March 22, 2017