pissing in the wind

To piss in someone's ass while they're farting.

"Piss in my ass while I'm farting." "Pissing in the wind, broheimer."

by Wordz Up February 28, 2008

piss-ant

A term used to describe small-town USA

"I'll be damned if I don't get out of this piss-ant town soon"

by Andy April 19, 2004

piss in a brewery

"he or she couldn't set up a piss in a brewery",means that someone is so useless that can't do anything properly,not even getting drunk (getting pissed) in a brewery.it's a scottish saying

"who is gonna book the restaurant ?" "billy says he'd take care of it" "oh,fuck, billy?he couldnt set up a piss in a brewery"

by giorgiorodin August 30, 2006

Piss shit

Giving birth.

"It must've hurt when your mum piss shit you out" -said to Adam Woodhall circa 2005

by 9A Slang March 11, 2009

pissed the shit

An expression to be used when one it extremely upset at a situation and/or person.

Today my boss totally "pissed the shit" out of me .

by takethat. January 25, 2010

piss pan

You use this to get back at your friend(s). You urinate in a small pan, and put it in your freezer until it freezes. Then, when it's night, you slip it underneath their door. It wont be bad when you put it under, but by the time morning comes, the urine will have melted and flowed everywhere on the floor

I gave Joe a piss pan last night for welching on our bet.

by Joe schmozers January 27, 2008

Piss Nips

Commonly known as when someone, usually subdued with alcoholic substances, manages to urinate on their own, or someone else's nipple.

Other Interpritations When one makes does a simple mistake i.e. trips up in front of a group of attractive women, and snaps with this simple yet effective outrage of speech.
Usually followed by word diarrhoea; outrageous language.

Ryan: Ah Blaine c,c,checkady check the talent!
Blaine: Oh my god, i think i just creamed
Ryan: I'm going in for it
*Smoothly walking over to the girls, manages to trip over own foot*
Ryan: PISS NIPS
*giggles*
Ryan: WHY THE FUCK WOULD THAT HAPPEN, YOU GODAMN FOOT, YOU CAN JUST SUCK THE INNER SIDE OF MY LEFT NAD

by Ryan Hawkes February 4, 2009