A metal head who judges others on their tastes in metal
Will always listen to Pantera if offered
Most likely will NOT listen to Metallica
Whitechapel and Gojira are usually their favorite band
Easily triggered when their music is judged
WARNING: Absolutely do NOT say "metal is just noise" or "I listen to real music" around these people, you will get a definite throat punch and might get eaten
Will always listen to Pantera if offered
Most likely will NOT listen to Metallica
Whitechapel and Gojira are usually their favorite band
Easily triggered when their music is judged
WARNING: Absolutely do NOT say "metal is just noise" or "I listen to real music" around these people, you will get a definite throat punch and might get eaten
Metal Elitest: You don't listen to Pantera!?!? What kind of metal head are you.
Also Metal Elitest: I don't listen to Metallica, they're too mainstream.
Also Metal Elitest: I don't listen to Metallica, they're too mainstream.
by BassIsHarderThanGuitar December 29, 2017
Get the Metal Elitestmug. Caleb: oh i like painkiller lol haha im gay
Reasonable person: lol painkiller is fucking girlfriend metal xD
Reasonable person: lol painkiller is fucking girlfriend metal xD
by victorekberg October 1, 2017
Get the Girlfriend Metalmug. “Proper Metal” is:
A category of Heavy Metal music for bands who have taken inspiration from The Metal Gods such as Judas Priest, Saxon, Iron Maiden, and Accept.
The Proper Metal sound is personified by screaming guitars with face melting solos, thunderous drums and pounding basslines.
Proper metal lyrics often deal with dark or serious subjects, like war, rebellion, and the occult. They can also be fantastical or explore mythology and history.
The Proper Metal look comprises the following:
Leather (black or white)
Other proper metal band T shirts
Studs & bullet belts
Long hair (where possible)
Flying V guitars
Very large drum kits
Proper Metallers NEVER:
Mime on stage
Pretend to play
Use backing tracks
*Play stadiums
*unless invited by The Metal Gods
A category of Heavy Metal music for bands who have taken inspiration from The Metal Gods such as Judas Priest, Saxon, Iron Maiden, and Accept.
The Proper Metal sound is personified by screaming guitars with face melting solos, thunderous drums and pounding basslines.
Proper metal lyrics often deal with dark or serious subjects, like war, rebellion, and the occult. They can also be fantastical or explore mythology and history.
The Proper Metal look comprises the following:
Leather (black or white)
Other proper metal band T shirts
Studs & bullet belts
Long hair (where possible)
Flying V guitars
Very large drum kits
Proper Metallers NEVER:
Mime on stage
Pretend to play
Use backing tracks
*Play stadiums
*unless invited by The Metal Gods
by Onesmartfella March 24, 2024
Get the Proper Metalmug. by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 8, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Lou Diaz Arisesisa Aresesisa Isaac McDougal From Full Metal Alchemist<.7.9.7.6.>mug. I was tired of listening to metal made by constipated goats. I needed a coarser wool so I picked up and R&B CD.
by bogosuperelf November 13, 2020
Get the Metalmug. SSSNAAAKEE!!! -Metal Gear
by YourAMemeOneMrDitch September 20, 2019
Get the Metal Gearmug. Yeah, i just did some crack cocain
... we played 3 minutes of metal gear solid 3..?
metal gear series
What????
... we played 3 minutes of metal gear solid 3..?
metal gear series
What????
by TheDNAofthesoul October 3, 2022
Get the Metal Gear Seriesmug.