by Wandering traveler January 6, 2022
Get the January 7 mug.National boyfriend day is a day that we celebrate our boyfriends and cherish them and be happy we with them so cherish your boyfriends ladies
Me: hey it’s national boyfriend day January 29th I have to find my boyfriend and cherish and love him because I’m happy I’m with him
Alexa: omg girl go see your boyfriend cherish him and make him happy love him..
Alexa: omg girl go see your boyfriend cherish him and make him happy love him..
by Bro I love you January 27, 2021
Get the national boyfriend day January 29th mug.people born on this day will give you the slickittiest wittliest gumbosmackerest wettest guadalupe approved guacamole 3000 of your life.
**Title: "Gus and the Guacamole 3000"**
*(Interior: A vibrant, quirky kitchen filled with colorful utensils and a large, rustic wooden table. A calendar on the wall is marked January 25th, decorated with festive balloons.)*
**Gus** *(mid-30s, wearing a quirky apron, humming to himself)*: Ah, the perfect day to create my masterpiece!
**Narrator**: Gus, born on a chilly January 25, has a talent for transforming the mundane into the extraordinary, especially in the kitchen.
**Scene 2: The Creation**
*(Gus begins slicing avocados with precision, his movements like a well-rehearsed dance. He adds ingredients: onions, tomatoes, a secret blend of spices.)*
**Gus**: (excitedly) And now, for the pièce de résistance, the Slickitties Wittliest GumboSmackerest essence!
*(He uncorks a small, mysterious bottle, releasing a cloud of glittering steam.)*
*(A friend, Alex, enters the kitchen, drawn by the enchanting aroma.)*
**Alex**: (amazed) Gus, what is this magical scent?
**Gus**: (with a wink) Behold, the Guacamole 3000! Guadalupe approved, my friend.
*(Alex dips a chip into the guacamole, hesitantly at first, then takes a bite. Their eyes widen in delight.)*
**Alex**: (ecstatic) Gus, this is... this is the slickest, wittiest, gumbo-smackingest, wettest guacamole of my life!
**Gus**: (bows) My culinary mission is complete.
**THE END.**
*(Interior: A vibrant, quirky kitchen filled with colorful utensils and a large, rustic wooden table. A calendar on the wall is marked January 25th, decorated with festive balloons.)*
**Gus** *(mid-30s, wearing a quirky apron, humming to himself)*: Ah, the perfect day to create my masterpiece!
**Narrator**: Gus, born on a chilly January 25, has a talent for transforming the mundane into the extraordinary, especially in the kitchen.
**Scene 2: The Creation**
*(Gus begins slicing avocados with precision, his movements like a well-rehearsed dance. He adds ingredients: onions, tomatoes, a secret blend of spices.)*
**Gus**: (excitedly) And now, for the pièce de résistance, the Slickitties Wittliest GumboSmackerest essence!
*(He uncorks a small, mysterious bottle, releasing a cloud of glittering steam.)*
*(A friend, Alex, enters the kitchen, drawn by the enchanting aroma.)*
**Alex**: (amazed) Gus, what is this magical scent?
**Gus**: (with a wink) Behold, the Guacamole 3000! Guadalupe approved, my friend.
*(Alex dips a chip into the guacamole, hesitantly at first, then takes a bite. Their eyes widen in delight.)*
**Alex**: (ecstatic) Gus, this is... this is the slickest, wittiest, gumbo-smackingest, wettest guacamole of my life!
**Gus**: (bows) My culinary mission is complete.
**THE END.**
by ChIcKeN nUgGeTz In A hOt TuB November 16, 2023
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If you kiss you’re date or you’re bf/gf in front of of you’re friends you have a surprise.
If you kiss you’re date or you’re bf/gf in front of of you’re friends you have a surprise.
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