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January 7

This day is a free ticket to hug anyone you want do hold back
Hey man did you heard is January 7th

No man come give me a hug
by Wandering traveler January 6, 2022
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national boyfriend day January 29th

National boyfriend day is a day that we celebrate our boyfriends and cherish them and be happy we with them so cherish your boyfriends ladies
Me: hey it’s national boyfriend day January 29th I have to find my boyfriend and cherish and love him because I’m happy I’m with him
Alexa: omg girl go see your boyfriend cherish him and make him happy love him..
by Bro I love you January 27, 2021
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January 25

people born on this day will give you the slickittiest wittliest gumbosmackerest wettest guadalupe approved guacamole 3000 of your life.
**Title: "Gus and the Guacamole 3000"**

*(Interior: A vibrant, quirky kitchen filled with colorful utensils and a large, rustic wooden table. A calendar on the wall is marked January 25th, decorated with festive balloons.)*

**Gus** *(mid-30s, wearing a quirky apron, humming to himself)*: Ah, the perfect day to create my masterpiece!

**Narrator**: Gus, born on a chilly January 25, has a talent for transforming the mundane into the extraordinary, especially in the kitchen.

**Scene 2: The Creation**

*(Gus begins slicing avocados with precision, his movements like a well-rehearsed dance. He adds ingredients: onions, tomatoes, a secret blend of spices.)*

**Gus**: (excitedly) And now, for the pièce de résistance, the Slickitties Wittliest GumboSmackerest essence!

*(He uncorks a small, mysterious bottle, releasing a cloud of glittering steam.)*

*(A friend, Alex, enters the kitchen, drawn by the enchanting aroma.)*

**Alex**: (amazed) Gus, what is this magical scent?

**Gus**: (with a wink) Behold, the Guacamole 3000! Guadalupe approved, my friend.

*(Alex dips a chip into the guacamole, hesitantly at first, then takes a bite. Their eyes widen in delight.)*

**Alex**: (ecstatic) Gus, this is... this is the slickest, wittiest, gumbo-smackingest, wettest guacamole of my life!

**Gus**: (bows) My culinary mission is complete.

**THE END.**
by ChIcKeN nUgGeTz In A hOt TuB November 16, 2023
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January 5th

On January 5th You can smack the mess out of ur best friends/friend/partner/sis or bother
On January 5th I’m going to smack the mess of my besties
by Idk know January 4, 2022
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January 2

January 2 is national give your bf/gf a kiss
by Nfkkdkdkf December 12, 2020
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january 26th

the day where you can slap anybody in the face for literally no reason and if you dont slap anybody on january 26th your gay
idiot 1: Hey! *Slaps the other idiot*
idiot 2: why tf did u do that
idiot 1: ITS JANUARY 26TH
by missdumbass January 26, 2022
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January 20

National kiss you’re date day!!
If you kiss you’re date or you’re bf/gf in front of of you’re friends you have a surprise.
-heyyyy, kiss*
-what was that?
- you have to give whatever i want cause it’s january 20
by Lauren Davis January 16, 2020
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