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January 24th

National suck your boyfriend's toes day.
Hey Jaquavius, can I suck your toes?
Ofc you can, it's national suck your boyfriend's toes day!
Glad you remembered if January 24th
by bigblackconnor January 24, 2025
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6 of January

People born on 6 of January were given like a gift, alike Jesus Christ in Orthodox. But they are always smarter and more experienced as they are some hours older than Jesus
OMG you were born 6 of January when Jesus was born, you're saint, you're gifted... Ahh no, that's 6 hours later, don't mind
by Orthodoxic_mouse November 21, 2021
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January 29, 2022

It is on this day that Petra and Wihan have made a promise to each other,
to share the rest of their lives and forever cherish one another.

For it was on this very special midsummer day

that Petra and Wihan would stand before all of their loved ones and say:
We take each other as man and wife,
for better or worse, together for life.
To Petra and Wihan. Married since January 29, 2022.
by Lienkie November 21, 2021
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January 8th

A day for giving your girlfriend scenarios
Did you know that January 8th is my girlfriend's favorite day?
by PrettyPuppy17 January 8, 2024
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january jokes

similar to april fools, january jokes is where you get to joke around with your friends, but thry cant get mad because it's january jokes
*plays a prank on a friend*
dude wtf

”its january jokes bro”
by daybear January 27, 2023
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Join Jerk January

also see No Nut November and Destroy Dick December and No Finger February. when you and the boys have to get together for a circle jerk during january.
Big D: yo you want to come to my place for Join Jerk January?
Lil D: nah man i've got plans with gary.
by BeeNumber69 November 2, 2021
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January 12

Kiss your girlfriend or boyfriend

Kiss your girlfriend on January 12
You:can I get a kiss
Girlfriend:hell yeah it’s January 12
by Unique taylor January 11, 2022
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