Jack off january 

The one month were it's ok to jerk off every single day

Yo bro, Chris failed jack off january. He didn't nut once!

Jack off january by Basscrack November 11, 2019

22nd January 

People born on the 22nd of January are the best type of people to have in your life. You’ll change in a good way because of them and people around you will notice too. Keep them around for as long as you can because once they’re gone, you’ll feel it.

22nd January eg. “oh you’re born on the 22nd of January ? ok well you’re amazing”

22nd January by cooliodoodio January 16, 2021

No JoJo January 

No JoJo January is the month in January where you don’t mention JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure or any reference about it throughout the entire month until February 1st.

Ex: “I was gonna tell my friend a JoJoke but he said it was No JoJo January.”

No JoJo January by asslice December 15, 2019

22 january 

Just a day

"Bob looked at the calendar, and saw it said 22 January"
"Bob then said, Just my fucking luck and proceeded to take a shit in the bushes outside"

22 january by Rob_Ertje January 22, 2020

Just jizz January 

All of January just let it all!

Yo guys let it out it’s just jizz January

Just jizz January by Paigeala November 1, 2019

1 January 

January 1st! Day of "Break an egg in your friend's head"
Just do it! Τo keep the traditions!
When your friend isn't looking at you, slap them with an egg!
It's so fun!

-3...2...1... Happy new yeaaarr!
-**slap**
-Dude what are you doing?? lol
-Ayyy don't you remember!? It's 1 January "Break an egg in your friend's head " day!!"

1 January by gjdjlkjgljgklwrjfl November 13, 2020

11 January 

International dropping day. A day to drop all the toxic, annoying, and useless mfs

Yall I can’t wait for 11 January 🙈

11 January by Playboytraviii January 10, 2021