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Nigerian Fire Extinguisher

This is a sexual act. It is when you cover your penis in honey and lay it on a fire ant hill. After achieving erection because of fire ant bites, you fuck a watermelon, thus, extinguishing the fire.
"Quick, pass me the watermelon, I'm super hard and it burns. 'Here comes the Nigerian Fire Extinguisher'"
by Ike Wit October 1, 2015
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Fire Island Deluxe

A variation of the Long Island Special where the wax technician waxes the asshole with one hand and jacks off the recipient with the other.
I usually get a Long Island Special, but I'd totally be down for a good handy. How about a Fire Island Deluxe?
by Barran301 September 14, 2016
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guatemalan fire starter

Doing anal raw with no lube after Taco Tuesday.
My wife said she wanted to do a Guatemalan fire starter so I had to cook some tacos!
by SmegmaPancake May 10, 2019
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Norwegian Signal Fire

When one takes a big knob of weed, wraps it in a condom and places it in one of another's orifices, halfway, and while it's in there, stick the other half of weed in a bowl and smoke it.
John: "Fuck, Rick, ya look like shit ... literally. (Points) You've even got some on yer stache."

Rick: "Fuck. Still? I've been trying to get it out all morning. That damned German barista ... she made me light her a Norwegian Signal Fire. I told her she wasn't Nordic; but, she just laughed at me."

John: "That's funny about the Nords and not, but, what's a Norwegian Signal Fire?"

Rick: "For us, it's half a bud in the bum, and the other half in the bowl. Water on one side, fire the other."
by ItIsOnlyDocMcStuffins June 20, 2016
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Pittsburgh Fire Hydrant

When you're fucking a girl in the ass, but you have to piss REALLY badly, so you end up peeing inside of her intestines. As you pull out it creates a vacuum that unleashes a torrent of shit and piss from her asshole.
Man, I drank way too much red bull before fucking Christine yesterday, totally gave her a Pittsburgh Fire Hydrant
by ConsumerOfSouls July 11, 2016
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rapid fire text

When someone sends you several texts in rapid succession, while you are still trying to really to the first one.
Dude, chill, I can't keep up with the rapid fire text
by yukon13 December 28, 2016
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A fuck you fire

A fuck you fire ā fuhk yoo fahyuh r

Noun

1.A fuck you fire is a fire intended to inspire as well as stoke the metaphorical flames of the surrounding environment and attendees, especially during times of inclement weather.

2. A fire so astounding it figuratively flips off the weather.
Wow this weather is going to shit, time to build a good ol fuck you fire.

Stand back and admire the size of that fuck you fire.

We've got so much wood here, might as well build a fuck you fire.
by Iam_Knoxy May 29, 2020
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