treeing

When someone is having sex in a tree, and the tree falls over.

The tree fell down, and they were missing for an hour? Guess they were treeing...

by theelvez December 23, 2019

Goldilocks trees

trees of any kind that have beautiful red-orange leaves, usually in the fall

In the fall, the leaves of the trees I drove by in going to school were red-orange. I called them Goldilocks trees. Now in spring, their leaves are bright green. I guess that's nice, too.

by Dreamerbae01 January 06, 2016

Tree

A fucking cunt that gives you oxygen for free. Trees like to go to buggery.

I'm a fucking tree.

by imafuckingpig April 29, 2019

Glory Tree

When a person hollows out the inside of a tree, and then proceeds to put their erect penis through a hole, in the hopes that a passerby gives them a good time

“Dude, did you hear about Jessica getting Glory Tree’d?”

by GloryTreeMan April 05, 2022

Climb a Tree

To climb a tree is an act of getting with a tall woman

“Yo bro look at that girl over there she’s like 6’1”

I’ve always wanted to climb a tree

by Slidin4Kushina November 29, 2023

tree bopper

a white male with a large right arm a loves playing with his trunk

you’re a true tree bopper

by Hoy Boy February 07, 2018

Boner Palm Tree

Los Angeles, CA

Hey Jules! How was your last trip to Boner Palm Tree?! -“It fucking sucked! Megan didn’t even dump em out!”

by Mauro’s angels March 07, 2018