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Connected, No Internet

One of the most annoying things to happen when connecting to wifi.
Bob "Aight, been a long day let's watch something on my laptop"
Connected, No Internet
Bob "I hate my life"
by Blob the Gamer March 25, 2021
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The Internet

While the internet may be amazing a cool, it’s also full of disturbing viral videos, disgraceful pornography, pedophiles, perverts, sluts, highly-addictive online games that destroy people’s social lives, misleading information and cyber-bullying.

This isn’t a joke. Take my advice and use the internet wisely.
Example: With the internet comes great responsibilty
by jaydeeizsik January 26, 2013
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Rouge internet man

One of the sexiest voices on YouTube, a dashing man
Liz: “Did you watch Rouge internet mans stream he did today?”

Goodly: “no I had to finish up a commission

Liz: “lame”
by AsthmaAstrode December 25, 2020
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the internet

Something Al Gore never said he invented
Al Gore said "I took the initiative in creating the internet" because he helped fund it or something
by nj June 8, 2004
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girl on the internet syndrome

The tendency for male internet denizens to, in short, suck up to and give a lot of attention to females on the internet. This raises their chances of ever getting laid with said females by about 0.0%.

Symptoms of girl on the internet syndrome include making a big fuss when a person is found to be female, complimenting her every time she posts a picture, regarding her as a quality poster in a forum even if she isn't, giving her mindless attention, denying having girl on the internet syndrome, making sexist jokes so as to "prove" no preference toward internet females, annoying women, asking women to be e-girlfriends, alienating women, asking for nude pics, and wondering why women don't seem to be on the internet that much.
Person 1: OMG, a girl on the Internet! I better respond every time she posts a pic of herself by saying she looks pretty. Maybe I'll get into her pants!

Person 2: dude, you have girl on the internet syndrome.

Person 1: no I don't! Women belong in the kitchen.

Person 2: uhh, OK.
by kanapanapan July 11, 2009
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Lama Internet

The personification of the vast amount Tibetan Buddhist teaching available on the internet.
Since moving, I no longer have access to a guru, so I'll just go online and ask Lama Internet.
by maximo hudson May 16, 2009
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CK Internet

A Area where of Teenagers within the age of 13-19 that consist of professional skills within the amount to succeed in almost every Defend of the Ancients game as possible. Also the arch-nemesis of the area of noob Defend of the Ancient Players..
Kid#1 - Hey man! wanna go CK Internet?

Kid#2 - Hell no!, I heard there was massive pros that will pwn your ass in Dota!

Kid#3 - Aww shit.
by 58890955 June 22, 2009
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