HAT

a unit of measure - superior to " INCHES " or " CENTIMETERS "

pete's dick is 7 hats long - wish mine was as big as that

by bluescreenbastard September 6, 2005

glued hat syndrome

condition that happens after you put a hat on after a haircut and can’t take it off. To cure you have to be shown ass or boobies.

Hey let me see ur haircut. I can’t i have glued hat syndrome.

by jaun james June 3, 2021

hat ryan

When drunk Ryan puts a hat on and there is no turning down.

Shit. Here comes Hat Ryan!

by ZacTaylor November 23, 2021

hat Noi

Always trying to confess their love but keeps on rejecting them

Mlady for you
Shut your ass up Chat Noir

by Le Holy Carrot November 1, 2021

black nike hat

A female owning or proudly wearing her Black Nike Hat tends to posses elite knob gobbling abilities far beyond those without such a cap.

“She look like the type a girl to wear a black Nike hat.”
“You know that black Nike hat a badge of honor for that exceptional neck.”

by Yung Cabbage April 22, 2022

Guys who wear hats back here

A monster energy fan

Whisper: Gonna drink a monster idc if my pregnant
Kurtis: Of course that’s what the dad looks like, if there’s anything I want to get out from my internet presence it’s that guys who wear hats back here love monster energy

by SillyGuy89_ September 27, 2025

blue santa hat

a hat only faggots and lesbians wear.

“OMG! did you see Eva wearing the blue santa hat? she looks so dumb!!”
“I know!!!!”

by pasha63 December 7, 2023