Bast glasses

A type of eyeglass. Each lens is usually somewhat egg shaped, with a bar connecting them. find out more about bast glasses at www.angelfire.com/scary/bast

"auhaahuua I want those bast glasses, they are so funny looking."

by Jung December 6, 2003

Mike Glasser

FUCK YEAH

FUCK YEAH! MIKE GLASSER!

by Ratrag999 May 27, 2010

sack glasses

The sexual act of placing your testicles over a girl's eyes, where she can only see your sack and giving the impression of glasses.

Jack: Man, this girl I was with wouldn't suck my dick, so when she was asleep, I hit her with some sack glasses.

Dave: Nice! But why not go with the dirty sanchez?

by The sack slapper March 6, 2011

whore glasses

similar to beer goggles, when a man is only capable of seeing women as whores.

guy 1 "dude all these chicks are sluts since Britney cheated on me."
guy 2 "man you got a bad case of whore glasses."

by Candice fourthback September 4, 2013

getting glassed

to be killed, so blood spills

With violence an everyday occurance, drug dealers were getting glassed and the incidents were largely ignored by the neighbors.

by jjay270 October 16, 2013

groucho glasses

Making sure your victim has a large mustache; strategically place your balls over his eyes while resting your penis on his nose. Don't forget a cigar!

It's hard to recognize him because he's wearing my man parts as Groucho glasses!

Pass out at Wayne-O's house and you will wear Groucho glasses!

by Muckleash November 23, 2014

Cocktail Glasses

Like beer goggles or cider visor but for a more mature woman

Gail was chatting up anything with a pulse, she really need to take her cocktail glasses off

by Was there anything else? August 23, 2016