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Shit Scud

Dog poop picked up in a plastic shopping bag. End of bag will be tied up then swung like a catapult and released, causing said shit scud to fly through the air.
Took the dog for a walk this morning, thing dropped the biggest poop in the park so i sent the shit scud into Mr Smith's yard! Never liked him anyway.
by cynz October 16, 2008
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kamikaze shit

It's when you have a shit in the shower and you kick it so hard, it slides across the bath and lands on your head.
"Mate, last night when in the shower, I took a Kamikaze shit."
by TheBrucey October 14, 2017
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Shit Onion

A shit onion is a situation that the more you learn about it, the more shitty it gets.
When someone tries to explain a bad situation, and eases you into it to make it easier to swallow..its a shit onion. Layers and layers of shit, the more you hear, the worse it gets.
by MarleyDog April 1, 2016
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Shit and go

The act of shitting in another persons toilet without having the courtesy to flush.
Person 1 "You won't believe what happened"

Person 2 "What happened?"
Person 1 "Another shit and go mate"

Person 2 "Now that's a shit go mate"
by lovelyline July 27, 2014
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Shit with eyes

John failed to pay his share of the rent again. He's a shit with eyes.
by BC_Girl August 13, 2011
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Shit Tag

A fun game, where if you know you are about to have an especially revolting shit, you enclose your phone in a zip-lock bag and leave it in the bathroom you just destroyed. Close the door behind you and begin complaining that you can't find your phone. A friend or family member will eventually dial it, hear it in the bathroom and will be so smug to discover it's location that they'll just barge in to grab it, violating their nostrils when they enter.
Daughter: (gagging) "I found your phone! Why is it in a plastic bag?"
You: Shit Tag! You're it!
by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker September 19, 2020
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Shit Bagel

Another name for the human anus
"Don't be such a shit bagel" "I gotta go drop some brown cream cheese from my shit bagel"
by Karnell D August 17, 2012
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