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rapid fire text

When someone sends you several texts in rapid succession, while you are still trying to really to the first one.
Dude, chill, I can't keep up with the rapid fire text
by yukon13 December 28, 2016
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A fuck you fire

A fuck you fire ā fuhk yoo fahyuh r

Noun

1.A fuck you fire is a fire intended to inspire as well as stoke the metaphorical flames of the surrounding environment and attendees, especially during times of inclement weather.

2. A fire so astounding it figuratively flips off the weather.
Wow this weather is going to shit, time to build a good ol fuck you fire.

Stand back and admire the size of that fuck you fire.

We've got so much wood here, might as well build a fuck you fire.
by Iam_Knoxy May 29, 2020
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Norwegian Signal Fire

When one takes a big knob of weed, wraps it in a condom and places it in one of another's orifices, halfway, and while it's in there, stick the other half of weed in a bowl and smoke it.
John: "Fuck, Rick, ya look like shit ... literally. (Points) You've even got some on yer stache."

Rick: "Fuck. Still? I've been trying to get it out all morning. That damned German barista ... she made me light her a Norwegian Signal Fire. I told her she wasn't Nordic; but, she just laughed at me."

John: "That's funny about the Nords and not, but, what's a Norwegian Signal Fire?"

Rick: "For us, it's half a bud in the bum, and the other half in the bowl. Water on one side, fire the other."
by ItIsOnlyDocMcStuffins June 20, 2016
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guatemalan fire starter

Doing anal raw with no lube after Taco Tuesday.
My wife said she wanted to do a Guatemalan fire starter so I had to cook some tacos!
by SmegmaPancake May 10, 2019
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The Banana Fire Rule

The only counter to The Mastermind Rule. Comes from the awesomeness that is banana fire (some retard puts on a banana suit and covers himself in rubbing alcohol and sets himself alight, guess what happens next... google it and try not to laugh too hard.)

Should an offered activity take a higher preference than the current activity, one should invoke The Banana Fire Rule. Comes from the fact that watching banana fire is probably the best thing you can do, if it wasn't, you'd invoke The Mastermind Rule.
Miles: Aww man if only I hadn't invoked the mastermind rule and kept on playing Final Fantasy VII when asked if I wanted to play some Tekken Tag! Wait a minute, I think it's time to invoke The Banana Fire Rule!
Everyone: Yes! Tekken formulae go!
by Burger King Diamond September 22, 2011
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Ceaser's Fire brigade

1) When the government or government officals destroys your property or assets and you have to pay for any damages, repairs, legal costs and any further government taxes to do with said property or assets.

2) Where the government legally aquires your property without permission and destroys it in order to make way for a highway or another government owned structure.

This word was made famous when Marcus Licinius Crassus who came from a wealthy roman family created the first fire brigade in Rome and would have hundreds of men on hand to help put out the flames. Unfortunatly the firemen refused to help without gaining at least a third of the price of the property, these deals were usually made whilst the property was burning.

Augustus Ceaser adopted this Idea and built his own fire brigade where he would burn down other peoples properties and then claim them as damaged goods which could be legally aquired by Augustus Ceaser.
Government: Excuse me sir we have aquired your home to make way for a highway with tolls

Joe Blow: What Ive been living on this land for fifty years you can't do that

Government: Is it a bird is it plane, no It's Ceaser's Fire brigade now piss off.
by blashada October 18, 2012
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Croatian Fire Brigade

When you are your 2 best bros head to single cubicle bathroom and urinate everywhere but the toilet bowl, then send you next best bro to go drink the sweet nectar from the piss laden toilet bin.
Bro 1: Hey bro we should go and drench that fire in the bathroom.
Bro 2: I'll call the Croatian Fire Brigade.
Bro 3: Lemme grab a straw.
by Bro 100 July 30, 2022
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