Emo Pirate

A pirate who doesn't rape and pillage but rather cries alone in the middle of his "ocean of sorrows" about not being able to find his pirate queen.

"Dude, did that pirate look gay to you?"
"Nah man, he's just an emo pirate"

Emo Pirate by Dr. Koonie, PhD, OBGYN December 28, 2005

emo pictures 

pictures emo kids take. that must be either
how to
1.look either up or to the side. NEVER look directly at the camera
2.no smiling is allowed under any circumstances
3.usually the person takes their picture themselves.
4.from the upper right or left hand corner where you can barely see your face.
5.get a side part and have it cover half you face.
6.you can also try mirror pictures of yourself holding the camera. those work too. Be sure to look like you are completly depressed.

did you see toms new pictures. they are so emo, what a fag. I'll never take emo pictures, I'm wayyyy too hardcore.

emo pictures by owned June 1, 2004

emo poser 

Someone who claims to be emo. Dresses emo and tries to act emo. They tell everyone how sad they are all the time. And really their life is going perfectly fine. They cry constantly and claim to be depressed. Most of them cut and always show people. They go up to people and would be like "omg look what i did last night" then they would start crying and would want the other person to confide in them.

Emo Poser: Oh my god my life sucks. *cries and shows friend wrist* look what i did!
Emo: Why do you always show everyone?
Emo Poser: I do not!
Emo: Yea you do, you even showed people you hate.
Emo Poser: I thought you were my friend!
Emo: I'm not friends with posers!

emo poser by suicidalgurl666 August 17, 2006

Emo Illusion 

1. To have the look that increases the fact that you look like Splice. 2. Side-swept bangs over one eye creating the illusion that your eyes are extremely far apart, like Splice. 3. An over-exhausted pose used as a default picture for scene/emo kids or creepy adults.

1."I'm really sick of this bitch doing the emo illusion in every pic, it's creeping me out dude."

Emo Illusion by Applesxx July 25, 2010

Emo lord froy boy 

emo lord froy boy

V: emo lord froy boy
Bee: Emo lord froy boy

Emo lord froy boy by DracofuckedHarry March 24, 2021

Emo person 

Emo's are stereotyped as depressed people who cut, and have dark hair that covers 3/5 of their face, they wear converse, girl pants, and tight shirts. Okay, who came up with that. So, not true. Not even close. And emo person is someone who feels emotions very strongly. Hint, the word emo. Whether it be happy, sad, mad, whatever. And they don't have to dress or look a certain way either! Also, not all emo's cut. Some do some don't. Cutting, writing, going off alone, whatever, they do it as a way to express their emotion or release what they feel.

Oh and BTW not all emo chicks are crazy about sex___

"Who the hell needs a fucking example, if you don't get it from my definition you're dumb!"

Emo person by A ClASSiC EM0 diSASTER August 29, 2005

emo gangster 

a person who dresses emo, but acts like a tough guy gang member. can also describe someone dressed halfway emo and halfway gangster.

be careful with that guy over there, he looks harmless but hes a certified emo gangster.

emo gangster by rubbahbandman February 6, 2010