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Dumb and wobbly

by Description April 10, 2020
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dumb motherfucking slut

A girl who sleeps with multiple men while in a relationship, while her boyfriend/husband is in the same building.
That dumb motherfucking slut fucked my best friend while I was in the loundroom watching the news
by Dumb motherfucking slut March 18, 2018
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Dumb Niggins

Collinz, you dumb niggins! You stared at him!
by Chingaling ding dong November 21, 2020
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dumb ship

The safe way of saying "dumb shit" near others.
Tom: Steve, you're a dumb ship.
Steve: What?
Tom: Exactly.
by Less Awesome Than You January 4, 2011
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Dumb Song

Oh, in my head
You said with certainty
I may be the dumbest person that you've ever seen
You think you're hurtin' me
Bet you won't believe it, but you kinda set me free
You've mentioned Adderall
Slip this guy a sedative, he's bouncin' off the wall
Honey, it's no big deal
We'll get you back to college, you could study somethin' real
So, if that's how you feel
When we go down, when kingdom come
Don't look at me, don't look at me, I'm just too dumb
I'd love to stay, but like you said
Don't look at me, 'cause I got nothin' in my head
Oh, in my head
Too dumb for breakin' up
I'd do it in person, but I'd probably mess it up
I'll text you, "That's enough"
That's how empty-headed people get through shitty stuff
Your world is endin' soon
Mine's a little better 'cause I never watch the news
You make my lunch today
I would do it, but I couldn't work my microwave
So, if that's what you're sayin'
When we go down, when kingdom come
Don't look at me, don't look at me, I'm just too dumb
I'd love to stay, but like you said
Don't look at me, 'cause I got nothin' in my head
Oh, in my head
When we go down, when kingdom come
Don't look at me, don't look at me, I'm much too dumb
I'd love to stay, but like you said
Don't look at me, 'cause I got nothin' in my head
Oh, in my head
Oh, in my head
When we go down, when kingdom come
Don't look at me, don't look at me, I'm just too dumb
You: Hey bro, you wanna listen to the Dumb Song?
Bro: Yeah, that's my favorite song!
by tsam5 March 30, 2024
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Dumb shit

by muhballsitch666 October 10, 2019
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National Dumb Day

“When is coopers birthday?” Same day as national dumb dayJanuary 5th
by STD-WillyDoIt November 5, 2025
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