NATIONAL FLARP DAY 

January 17th. You know that extra skin under your elbow? Ya, that's flarp. And you should celebrate it!!!!!!!!!

"Hey what day is it today?" Jimmy asked.
"January 17th, why?" Sally replied.
"ITS NATIONAL FLARP DAY!!!!!!!!!!"

NATIONAL FLARP DAY by anonymousunknown11 November 18, 2021

National stright guys show eachother dick day 

Everyday

Two straight friends show eachother there dicks

Friend 1 *pulls out dick*
Friend 2 "what the fuck dude."
Friend 1 "it's national stright guys show eachother dick day"
Friend 2 " oh ok" *pulls out dick*

National stright guys show eachother dick day by I am the real Bob the builder May 1, 2021

J.T. Day 

J.T. Day is celebrated annually on the 10th of September. The weekend before (or of, in the event the 10th is a weekday) and the weekend after are also celebrated. Activities include drinking Justin Timberlake's tequila, 901; listening to Justin Timeberlake records; dancing; wearing bow ties; and enjoying life more than anyone else.

The holiday is officially called Two Weekends of J.T. Day. However, it is generally shortened to just J.T. Day.

It was first celebrated in Lawrence, Kansas in 2006.

Thomas: You comin' out for J.T. Day tomorrow?
Stranger: J.T. Day?
Thomas: . . . Just bring tequila and dancing shoes.

J.T. Day by Thomas J. H. September 8, 2011

senior skip day 

The day that all the seniors in high school skip school and go else where.

When is senior skip day?

senior skip day by Pendiddy May 8, 2006

Seize The Day 

Basically its about taking the ones you love and living every day without ever getting into fights about stupid shit. We don't live forever, you gotta make the days you have with them last.

Keep those you love close, and seize the day.

Seize The Day by PmRm October 10, 2008

business day 

A business day is a duration of time standardized to the seven-day work week, used to differentiate calendar days, based on a seven-day week, from the time period when a company is in operation.

In the Western world, Saturdays and Sundays are not counted as business/working days. In some Muslim countries and in Israel, this applies to Friday and Saturday.

Business days are common measurements in companies with time-sensitive services, such as shipping or payment processing. As an example, when sending a package with a shipping company such as FedEx, a shipment dispatched on a Thursday that is to be delivered in "two business days" will arrive on the following Monday.

In the United States of America, a work day is generally referred to as a weekday, not including Saturday and Sunday.

-Wikipedia

I ordered these new Molotow markers from artprimo.com on Thursday, it said they'd arrive in 2-5 business days so I guess they'll arrive on Monday-Thursday.

business day by GEARZ May 23, 2008

Dawson Day 

A dumbass boy who looks like jimmy neutron. He loves having sex with Zoe Laverne while she is supposed to be babysitting. He’s in it for the booty..

Dawson Day needs a lot of help.

Dawson Day by Rek_Shreck April 21, 2019