Cracker Tapped

not just an ordinary nut tap but a tap that involves a 6 pack of your choice of crackers (peanut butter or cheese) that is forcefully jolted toward your genital area resulting in a nut tap.
" Ouch i just got cracker tapped!"

" Zach is known to cracker tap, cover your junk"
by John232115 March 24, 2010
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Gaseous Cracker

A white person with an excessive amount of gas.
Once the Gaseous Cracker has released it’s deadly fumes it can reach within a mile radius, known as the red zone. The next zone is known as the blue zone, where if inhaled can cause vomiting, diarrhea, hallucinations, and sometimes death.
by Sparky_lumps December 7, 2020
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Keester Cracker

a man who seeks out anal sex. Butt Pirate.
the Keester Cracker was hard at work, trolling Boys Town for fresh meat to butt-bomb..
by Rory O'Doul October 7, 2022
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Salty Cracker

Usually someone named Kuro who thinks they know everything but often the opposite is true. This behavior often results in an obnoxious level of arrogance. The interaction usually leaves a bad taste in your mouth afterwards.
"Kuro is acting like they're right again. I looked it up. They're wrong. Again."
"Don't bring it up. Kuro will just shit-talk you."
"I know. Kuro is such a Salty Cracker."
by ProbablyTrash December 3, 2018
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Cracker Passer

You can't tell that I am 67% Native, I am a cracker passer.
by anonymous February 13, 2023
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Blacker Cracker

This can apply to a black guy who happens to be whitewashed or a white guy who thinks he’s black

Blacka cracka can be used when you’re not using it with the hard R
Guy 1: yooo look, its Eminem
Guy 2: he’s one of those Blacker Crackers
by Dino_Nuggies_69 June 13, 2025
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