Dutch Chocolate

The action of pooping in your hand and rolling the feces into a suitable shape for a chocolate. Then, spraying the feces with perfume to hide the odor. The person will then wrap the feces in cellophane and leave it somewhere where a person will find it.

Rob:Hey Bob, can you believe Joe actually ate the Dutch Chocolate?

Bob: Oh my god really? Eww!

by suzantzegreat December 9, 2012

Chocolate Hail

its your shit that comes out of your ass.

Oh man, i feel a chocolate hail storm coming on...

by MAH LAZOR MAN May 24, 2010

Chocolate Eclair

Chocolate Eclair is when you bust in a girls face the right after that you procede to take a shit on her face and then mix the cum in with the shit and you have yourself a chocolate eclair

She just got a chocolate eclair and she liked it.

by Big Red (yes guys its me) March 25, 2011

Chocolate Muffin

A darker woman's vagina.

"Damn girl, lemme get at that chocolate muffin"

"I want to lick her chocolate muffin"

by PuggieQueen February 11, 2015

skittles and chocolate

a pair of studs who are destined to dominate life and walk all over the little people of the teeny tiny world. Of course their children who will also be major studs, will follow in their footsteps

mks and jds(skittles and chocolate)

by ilovejoshua9201213 February 2, 2009

Chocolate Wasted

When you are wasted on an alcoholic drink containing alcohol and yours or someone else's feces.

Stan: "Are you waisted?"
Dally: "No, I'm chocolate wasted!" *Dally holds up a cup containing vodka and feces mixed in*

by Emma Unicorn January 21, 2016

chocolate dildo

a black person that looks like a sexual toy.

look at that fine chocolate dildo i just wanna fuck him up his/her ass.

by jamal June 17, 2005