Beater's Bluff

The affliction, common in frequent masturbaters in which one's jizz is stuck in his urethra to where it's glued shut and his piss can't break through it, resulting in two streams of urine coming out of his dick when it finally decides to punch through.

John: Guys, you'll never believe this, I went to go pee, and two streams of pee came out of my penis!

Joe: Looks like you've got a severe case of Beater's Bluff.

John: OH GOD NO AERFGATDFSEVFW

by Brockollama January 16, 2012

one with the buffalo

When someone is extremely stoned.

Dude, I'm so fucking one with the buffalo right now.

by raychulwhere October 13, 2012

trying to get to Buffalo

Having well-endowed breasts.

Look at Christina Hendricks! She's definitely trying to get to Buffalo.

by akleotheos June 25, 2012

shuffle the buffalo

having a wank, rubbing one out, masturbating

When I can't sleep, I shuffle the buffalo and doze right off

by Unlikely Hero November 29, 2013

cuff and buff

The act of handcuffing someone to the bed and eating their ass until you can see your reflection

“My tongue became exhausted after an intense cuff and buff”

“When I cuff and buff your ass it’s like looking into my soul”

by Inthatass8===D O== December 10, 2017

strong like buffalo

when your dick is taller than the CN tower when you see a hot girl

when i saw alesha i went strong like buffalo

by Niger protection squad June 17, 2018

Church Street Buffalo

When after going ass to mouth then pulling out and then tastefully blowing a perfectly shaped albino Church Street Buffalo on your partner.

After raw dawning Marsha on taco Thursday, Randy gave Marsha an a Church Street Buffalo she would never be able to wash off.

by Jude Tobias May 22, 2019