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gym biscuit

Hot fit female, typically wearing makeup, at the gym.
Duuuude.... did you see that gym biscuit doing squats? She’s hot and I wanna bang!
by MTen10 February 18, 2018
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Biscuit Dick

You know when you open a tube of Pillsbury dough and it all comes pouring out. Well biscuit dick is when you are checking out attractive women all day but you are in public, like at work or school, and you can’t do anything about it. So you have a slight chub all day that just wants to burst out of your pants like a tube of Pillsbury biscuits.
Man the bartender had such a great ass, I had biscuit dick all night.
by QTheIceCreamMan February 26, 2018
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Biscuit

Pooping feels biscuit!
by Kule Kids Klub May 10, 2018
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Biscuits

Biscuits
by What The Pop March 11, 2018
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Biscuit

Not to be mistaken for its superior, the crossiant, a flakey dessert. It also does fAN FREAKIN TASTIC WITH TEA LIKE OMG IT IS ALSO RLLY GOOD WITH BUTTER LIKE IT GETS ALL MELTY LIKE MMMMMMM YAAAAAAA IMMA EAT THESE BISCUITS DOWN THE HATCH
Tim: Oh why n’yello there Jimmithy, would you like a spot of tea with a biscuit
Jimmithy: Oh why indeed, a biscuit would be most enjoyable smeared with butter while it is still warm. Cheers!
Tim and Jimmithy: (Click their fancy lil’ teacups together)
by Sneaky Cheese March 14, 2018
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juicy biscuit

When someone "Pink Socks" someone, then let's the pink socks juices leak on a biscuit, then both of the people/partners eat the biscuit.
Dude yesterday me and my girlfriend ate a juicy biscuit together.
by MegaBiscuit February 18, 2017
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biscuit punch

a punch, kick or whack to the crotch area, vagina or bush. For a male, this would be a penis punch.
Careful, bitch or I'll biscuit punch you and you'll walk funny for weeks!
by browneyes1623 March 10, 2017
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