Susan Beals-ing

Slapping somebody with reality instead of letting them live in delusion

“I am this close to Susan Beals-ing that girl who thinks she’s all that.”

by snoopysuber June 25, 2025

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Fuck beans

Expressing that the person told this should fuck beans because they get no bitches.

Fuck beans idiot

by Woop of thy cool July 5, 2025

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amung beans

Da super-tasty Asian legume dat you plant interspersed wif da seeds of other crops.

If you plant amung beans in da traditional way, be careful dat you don't locate a too-similar-looking podded-seed crop in close proximity, or you might have trouble figuring out "which witch is which" come harvest time!

by QuacksO July 6, 2025

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Moon Beams

Moonbeams refers to a woman who wears short shorts, hot pants, or Daisy Dukes, such that as she walks, her tan lines pop in and out of the shorts, exposing untanned areas of her butt. Exposing the butt has been called mooning, but since these are intermittent exposures or flashes of untanned areas, they are moon beams.

Her moonbeams are dancin' as she is prancin'. Her moon beams are popping in and out.

by CyberBub August 10, 2025

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Chicago Bears Tax

A mysterious curse where any football player who signs with the Chicago Bears immediately forgets how to play football. Scientists estimate a 75% drop in skill the second the pen hits the contract. Side effects include dropped passes, missed tackles, and uncontrollable crying at Soldier Field.

Man, he was a Pro Bowler last year. Now? Looks like he paid the Chicago Bears Tax.

by 34344444 September 7, 2025

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