Douche Baggins

A nerd that just so happens to be a professional in douche baggery
Nerd: Sup girl wanna suck on my lightsaber

Girl: Omg leave me alone Douche Baggins
by NiggerMcDicker69 January 15, 2015
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Grand Douche

The boss of a company,general supervisor of a department or principal of a school,anybody in charge of a large group of people wich supposedly is despotic or a tyrant.
New in the job:-What's the story with the Grand Douche ?
by Cornholious December 24, 2011
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Lacrosse douche

Typically a rich, white kid that plays lacrosse. Despite only having one post on Instagram (A picture of them on vacation in Seaside Florida) they still manage to have 1,500 followers. They have +100 nudes in their my eyes only, 1% which were sent originally and 99% which were sent from other lacrosse douches. A lacrosse douche is similar to a football jock except the douche is skinnier, more wealthy, and (although they come from a Presbyterian family) lacks Christian values. Steer clear from the lacrosse douche unless you are black, a thot, or a wealthy person who plays another bitch ass sport, examples being; male volleyball, tennis, any form of horseback, and sailing.
Person 1: I think I recognized the guy in that BMW.

Person 2: That’s Xavier, he’s a lacrosse douche.

Person 1: Yeah he stole my Juul.
by Inspector Sock March 17, 2019
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Douche minion

A follower and servant of a douche lord. Someone that is more repulsive than a douche lord; but not as nasty as a Douche Queen.
That fool does whatever that douche lord tells him too, he's a lowdown douche minion!
by nizipickatu April 12, 2010
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Von Douched

1. Overly popular brand; once trendy with underground, but mass marketed.
2. Unknown getting their name/logo mass marketed, but no one knowing what it means or who it came from.
3. Overly marketed.
4. Once awesome/cool/acceptable but no longer.
---Also known as Von Dutched

That logo has been von douched, f*cking pop idols.
by Hostile October 25, 2005
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douche hutch

A place overflowing with douches that you should have a place to put them all
Walk into bar, see multiple douches...

Say to friend "this place really needs a douche hutch"
by sdmama January 17, 2014
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Douche rockett

Someone who enters a conversation they know nothing about ruining everything good about what was being discussed
You at the bar talking to a beautiful female laying the final lines down and here comes this douche rockett talking about his day at his mom's house
by Tha truth August 26, 2016
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