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H-Mad

"yo that guy is a H-mad"
by louiecifer July 4, 2022
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Olivia H

Olivia H has blue eyes and long blonde hair she is so sweet and funny and will do anything for her friend you need to find yourself and olivia and never lose her she may move away from you to somewhere but you need to throw that girl a bomb ass going away party
Girl 1: hey so i know you are leaving me but you are coming over to my house and im throwing a bomb ass going away party

Olivia H : omg thank you so much you are the best friend ever i love you
by Hyah September 6, 2019
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h

Me: H
The World: *applause*
Mr Boerum: no
by alecwind June 25, 2021
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Dirty H. Jimmy

When you lay an eye on your bro's nutella, and he lurks up behind you naked.
Last night I had the munchies and my bro pulled a Dirty H. Jimmy on me.
by Nutellagobbler February 13, 2025
mugGet the Dirty H. Jimmymug.

T H I C T

John : Damn that girl T h i c t.
Jim : Yeah bro.
The girl : Wan fuk
by Boi#6377 June 13, 2018
mugGet the T H I C Tmug.

H

J
U h
by KyraSpem October 1, 2017
mugGet the Hmug.

a**h**e safety-net

A.k.a. "a**h**e insurance". Refers to where you habitually bring a really intolerably-obnoxious human along with you on potentially-dangerous excursions, such as on an airline-trip, into battle or a "bad" part of town, on a road-trip through natural-disaster areas like flooding or rock-slides, into a hazardous-materials area, etc., to better your own chances of survival. The theory behind this practice, of course, is that whenever there is a widespread catastrophe or other mass-annihilation incident, statistically the "nice" folks are usually the ones who get killed, while the super-nasty inhabitants in the disaster-area invariably seem to escape with little or no injury. So the obvious conclusion would be that if you "keep your friends close and your enemies even closer" (i.e., always stay right next to the acridly-antisocial hombre who's accompanying you), the Fate gods --- who apparently like and favor the mean folks, since they always seem to spare them --- will be hesitant to allow anything harmful to occur in your vicinity, since they would not want to risk harming or killing one of their precious meanie-jerks, as well. Simple, but effective, and a lot cheaper and more reliable than buying death/accident-insurance.
The concept of the "a**h**e safety-net" is nothing new --- it's actually just kinda the reverse of taking hostages: while the latter involves keeping desirable people close to you so that their fellow humans will not send bullets or bombs your way for fear of hurting their abducted loved ones, the former strategy also utilizes the "human shield" concept, but in the exact opposite way... no respectable human being would give a rat's a** if your cranky-natured companion were eliminated ("Good riddance!"), but the Gods of Fate would indeed wish to maintain the well-being of such miscreant, and so they will feel forced to let you live on, as well.
by QuacksO July 23, 2019
mugGet the a**h**e safety-netmug.

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