talk to the hand

What a teenage girl says to someone who is interrupting her. She may also say it if she doesn't care or doesn't want to talk to them.

Julie said "talk to the hand" to the geeky boy.

by M September 2, 2003

hand five

slang word originally from 4chan, replacing rick roll. HAND FIVE

6/20/07

you won!

hand five

by 4chan July 22, 2007

back hand

A bribe.

To give someone something, normally money for a task without other knowing about it

I back handed that cop for busting me for possession

by Annihalation August 6, 2006

Catch hand

The hand you don't use while masturbating. 'Catch hand' applies when in the slightly unfortunate situation where you masturbate past the point of no return, but suddenly realise that you don't have a tissue. Or a sock. Or a girlfriend!

Mike: Oh my god what happened your hand?
Joe: Never mind, its only my catch hand!
Mike: That is disgusting Joe

by Highkingofscotland September 4, 2010

hand up

To feel and squeeze a girl's breasts from under her shirt. Used in the noun form, a hand up.

Charo looks so happy on that Geico commercial, she must've had a hand up.

by Mr. Malcom Zebra August 23, 2006

Hand Dog

A frankfurter which is placed on a stick, dipped in corn batter and deep fried or occasionally baked. Often found at street fairs, carnivals, or flea markets, hand dogs are a cheap and delicious snack that are easy to eat with little effort. Also known as corn dogs.

No, it's a hand dog. Dumb ass.

by titsnbarrels September 23, 2010

Weenie hands

What you have when you take a piss and don't wash your hands

me: I just took one hell off a piss
John: Did you wash your hands?
me: no
John: Gross, you have weenie hands

by Arsenic25 March 28, 2008