Dick fucked

When playing any video game, and the other team is so bad, you shit on them, or fuck them in the dick

"that team is so bad at pvp, we just "dick fucked" them in the ass

by myhandleisbigger March 29, 2021

Quantum Dick Mechanics

The phenomenon that occurs when looking at once own penis from differing angles. For example from their own perspective versus in a mirror.

The penis will seem to be a completely different size.

Josh tried to explain Quantum Dick Mechanics to me the other day. Apparently it's all about perspective.

by FrostieCooky July 3, 2019

Suzy dick breaker

Mean and winny, didnt think he has to do his job, leaving it for next guy.

Get up and do your job and stop being a Suzy dick breaker .

by DarrenHelen July 21, 2022

Donkey Dick

A thick, long, tubular sausage, such as an Italian sausage or bratwurst. Donkey Dicks (or DD's) are frequently encountered as a fast food at sporting events.

Give me one of those donkey dicks with mustard and onions, please!
Honey, remember to grab the donkey dicks at Trader Joes?

by Camp420Guy October 25, 2023

Risky dick

A dangerously niceee dick. When you want dick that so bad that you would risk anything for it even the possibility of catching feelings for it. Gotta risk it for the biscuit, risk it alllll for that dick!

His got that risky dick that i might fall in love with but i'm gonna fuck it anyway

by OnFreeWaterOffTap August 9, 2022

shower dick

something you say to someone who stinks

someone: *stinks*

you: SHOWER DICK

by miau:3 April 26, 2023

DICK FLOW

A person who is intensely charismatic and has swagger.

Person 1 yo you see Eric with all the lady's tonight?

Person 2 yeah man he's got mad dick flow.

by Dragon believer December 11, 2024