The Urban Dick

shortened way of referring to the urban dictionary website/app

he asked meif i wanted to smash, but i had to check the urban dick to find out what he meant.

by coolstorybronh April 2, 2018

bag of dicks

someone who is just being a bag of dicks, rude, an ass, confusing, a penis wrinkle, etc.

brooke’s ex bf was being a bag of dicks after the “break”

by cwfortheboyz August 7, 2019

dick farting

the act of blowing a raspberry on the dick

expecting a high quality blow job, he experienced a low quality dick fart

the act from going 6 to midnight is quite easy. the act from going midnight to 6 is helped by dick farting.

i would still rather get dick farted then listen to a girl quiff.

she holds the guinness world record for the loudest dick fart. she is now a lesbian.

by elgatoloco January 29, 2014

Slapped with a dick

Something you say when a person pisses you off heavy and you feel they need to be fucked up

Jmills : Melek you’re pissing me off
Melek : Jmills, be quiet. Fuck !
Jmills : Melek, don’t swear at me, you’ll get slapped with a dick

by DeLoneyxJmilly October 25, 2017

dick bitch

A bitch who is also a dick

lowkey your man fine..
BITCH TF YOU A DICK
No i'm not a dick bitch!

by pedro pascal wife February 14, 2023

Dick Hogger

a guy who wont allow the world to enjoy his dick like he knows they all want him to

Guy 1: Dude that girl totally wanted your dick!
Guy 2: I know, whatever.
Guy 3 (off in the distance and under his breath): What a dick hogger...

by Oliver Woodstock October 16, 2011

Floppy Dick Rules

Rules for an event that change in the middle of that event, much like a floppy dick flops around.

"I can't believe we have to obey these floppy dick rules!"

"This competition's floppy dick rules are disappointing."

by gunplanexus July 14, 2020