dick joust

an action between two men where each points their erect penis toward the other and performs an approximation of a joust: through the movement of hips alone, the two penises are to slide past one another until one man's penis touches the base of his opponent's. this participant is considered the winner of the joust and, according to custom, is entitled to a hand job from the loser.

Tim and Peter are headed upstairs since Peter lost the dick joust.

by FVTRSM July 25, 2021

Dick Fingers

When I Guy dose not wash his hands after touching his penis (from using the restroom or masturbating)

Boys should always wash your hands after touching yourself because they could have dick fingers

by Dr_jurassic July 25, 2021

Don’t dick on me

Do not disrespect my shit

Ron: You don’t know what you’re talking about, babe
Kat: Don’t dick on me

by stuartc1 July 25, 2021

dick

dick. otherwise known as a guy's you-know-what. something that literally noone finds attractive, even straight women. men, i hate to burst your bubble, but if your girlfriend has ever said "i like how it looks" shes lying. its ugly and disgusting. the word dick can also be used to describe a person who is being rude/mean, ie someone named aiden.

"wanna see my dick?" -example number 2:- "you're being a dick aiden"

by i fucked ur mom bruh July 27, 2021

Dalmatian Dick

A penis with a bloch, large freckle, or discoloration on it from masterbation, hand jobs, or aggressive . The best perni are like the best dogs.

I knew it would be good sex cause he had a Dalmatian dick, he’s defiantly had it around the block.

by Penis lingo July 28, 2021

Dalmatian dick

A penis with spots, discoloration, and/or freckles from aggressive masterbation or aggressive sexy.

I had an aggressive handjobs from my partner and now I have Dalmatian dick.

by Penis lingo July 28, 2021

Long Distance Dick Punch

See dick punch.

The act of conducting a dick punch through the use of a contractor, agent or third-party proxy to conduct the dick punch upon a predefined person at the dick punch requesting parties demand or fee for service engagement. The need for a person to receive a dick punch may occur, despite the fact that the dick punchee may be physically located at a considerable distance from the dick punchee. A long distance dick punch can be achieved through the use of a dick punching service provider.

Blaine's video chat response about equal pay was so outlandish that he deserved a dick punch, but unfortunately he lives in Florida and I live in Connecticut... so I payed Doug, a neighbor of Blaine, to act on my behalf and give Blaine a long distance dick punch on my behalf.

by JlevEsq July 30, 2021