stroking my beard

A woman masturbating

I am stroking my beard tonight

by Ard rob March 15, 2019

jacking my squash

When somebody is pissing you off

Random guy: your kinda gay. Me: your really jacking my squash right about now

by Kylethajit September 28, 2021

Wash my dog

The act of doing/snorting cocaine. A clever way to hide it from a large crowd but also keep humor high.

“ Hey you guys, wanna go wash your dog?”

“Hey Chris where have you been?” “Sorry I was in the bathroom, I had to wash my dog”

by P.L.S January 31, 2019

my nizzy

My Nigga , My Homie Nigga Homie

Hey what up my nizzy

by Stevenizzle September 22, 2019

Plant my tree in her forest

Have sexual intercourse with her

She sexually turns me on. I want to plant my tree in her forest

by Plato Disciple December 26, 2014

fo shizzle my nizzle

The phrase is what whiggers say to each other when they want their dick to be sucked.

Thomas: "Yo, homeboy! Come here and fo shizzle my nizzle!"

by tihstae July 19, 2023

Pulling my bones

When someone tries to get you to believe their obvious lie

You're pulling my bones mate

by Haz431 April 22, 2016