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Dick

A sausage, mostly made out of male animals. After it’s prepared it mostly gets covered in pussy (a kind of tight bag to keep food warm) and is mostly edible afterwards.
Ellie: Jules, can I eat your dick?
Jules: Sure, Ellie, let me take it out of my mom’s pussy first.
by Eheheheehhh November 13, 2023
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Big Dick Energy

Pinnacle of charisma, confidence without cockyness, 100% knowing what you are doing and therefore giving your friends trust and your enemies fear like a holy aura. Confused with Alpha males
The difference is that alpha males can do stupid stuff to prove their manliness while BDE is done precisely and impresses everyone. Alpha male slams his dick on the table while a guy with BDE can convince everyone on him having a big dick without showing it.
Friend A: Man, I wish I was like John, he is surely a great person with lots of confidence.
Friend B: Yeah, he has such a Big Dick Energy.
by SpeedrunGodShitass September 15, 2021
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Dick-Slicer

The slur used to define a Trans woman
Shes a trans woman, so she’s probably a dick-slicer”
by Psunoj July 19, 2024
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Bag of Dicks

When a person without any redeeming qualities, who annoys or offends everyone in their immediate vicinity, levels up, they become a Bag of Dicks.
Wow, John just went from a dick to a bag of dicks... Dick.
by tonric_fuddlebuster January 12, 2015
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Dick Church

Founded by the first king of dicks and his council of cocks. Worshipping the dick kings dick. It is all powerful and grants the gift of life. It is a sin to cum in a place other then the woman's vagina because it's considered a wasted life. Our greatest holiday is in the month of December. It is called dickcember. For 31 days a group of 12 or more people, 6 males and 6 females, are locked in a room where they then have a battle royal with their genitals. The last one standing is crowned king of dicks until the next dickcember.

Worshipping takes place on the equinoxes. To hail the sun and the moon as they cum together
by Constrain December 6, 2017
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Little Dick Danny

Slang for a guy that has a small micropenis that’s generally uncut.
His dick literally inverted inside of his body when it was soft. He’s a little dick Danny.
by Laughingoutloud23 September 27, 2018
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Mountain dick

Of walkers or hikers that are constantly on the go, Mountain dick is a disorder that strikes roughly 2-3 hours into a hike.
Balls outsize the male appendage and even a man blessed with length and girth is suddenly struck with a micro penis.
Often caused by intense sweaty balls and gooch sweat.
Often discovered when having an impromptu piss on the rocks.
Look at Bill, he's got mountain dick!

Great, pissed on myself again, I've got severe mountain dick!
by Flatulent_monkeh August 20, 2025
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