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The Moby Dick

When you proceed to have anal sex with an over weight person. You then ejaculate in there ass so they then can fart it out of there blowhole aka “butthole” so that the other partner may catch it in there mouth.
Bro you won’t believe what happened last night! I met this at my AA meeting and she told me she’s into The Moby Dick! It was gross.
by The Crusty beav September 21, 2021
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Dick

You most likely don’t have it
Even if you are a dude.
Where’s your dick?
Dunno bruv
by Jamal Blackman September 21, 2021
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just got DICKED!

Dicked - The act of being messed with or being pranked.
Beatrix: OMG! Someone just threw a HUGE pile of turtle diarrhea on Farnsworth!
Darrin: It sounds like he just got DICKED!
Beatrix: No doubt.
by Government Cheese Eater September 22, 2021
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Dick

GOD JACKSON HAS A NICE DICK✌️😈😩
by Marie_<3 September 22, 2021
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Dick

Kind of big ice cream very tasty to suck.
Daughter: Momma I hungry
Mom: I got dick to suck for you.
by Fefe Jackson September 22, 2021
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Disposable Dick

Welcome to the era of...
WOMEN ACTING LIKE MEN
Disposable Dick is bascially a penis that you smash and dash, use and abuse, hit and run. Dick that is not good enough for a relationship. But good enough to fuck .
Annie: You're new guy John is so cute you're so lucky

Bella: oh you can have him, he's disposable Dick

Annie: oh daddy yessssssssss
by Trolling ass bitch September 24, 2021
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ghost dick

1. Someone might have ghost dick from living in a haunted house. It is essentially when a ghost is so upset by how people have treated you that they loan you their dick for a temporary amount of time. That includes astral or interdimensionally projecting that dick into someone's ass and raping them if they need to leave you alone or stop interfering in your life.

2. A sensation in your pants that occurs resulting from having been ghosted by someone online you held a romantic interest in.
Examples.
Guy 1: "When Sailor Moon wouldn't return my online messages and calls, I might have been hallucinating a little bit."
Guy 2: "Are you sure it wasn't just GHOST DICK?"

Guy 3: "You both make no sense to me."
by rorylikealion September 24, 2021
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