melancholic dick

When you try to yank and dank to something, but your thicc dicc is too sad for no reason

Female; Come on, your turn to send nude!
Male; I can't! I have a melancholic dick!

by Venom Miller June 24, 2017

Dick head

Liam is a dick head

That guy over there! Yeah that one. Called Liam. Yeah he's a dick head

by Dickheadliam February 27, 2018

Big Dick Medo

Big Dick Medo also known as 5 inch without stopping, is a person with a GIANT glizzy, that nigga is packin 5 inches and even Johnny Sins is scared when he sees his glizzy.

Big Dick Medo gave me his candy bar last night.

by 5+ packin April 25, 2021

Dick-Haven December

After completion of No-Nut November, men shall be rewarded with the ability to do the horniest actions with girls throughout the month of December. No girl can decline his wishes.

Girl - “HEY! DON’T TOUCH MY TITS!”

Guy - “Well it’s Dick-Haven December”

Girl - “Ughh… alright, go ahead”

by GMSsvage November 23, 2023

Dick: on

Dick in the 'on' position. Very interested

She told me her boyfriend is good in bed, I replied "dick: on!"

by KrystalKamikaze February 26, 2020

derp dick

A confused erection for odd reasons.

I was sitting on the couch and a friskies commercial came on and I got derp dick.

by AndySeentDat October 14, 2016

Sandy dick

Some weird ass thing Raya said to me on Feb 21st . You're weird dude.

The dude got a Sandy dick

by Eneses February 21, 2019