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I have drugs in my bag!

When you Dad goes on a trip to China and thinks it’s a good idea to tell every authority that he has drugs in his bag.
Airline customs official minding his own business: “Ni Hao.”
My dad: “I have drugs in my bag!”
by Andos Hastos September 30, 2021
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Wash my turtle

Wash my turtle is used by someone ironically saying that he has a lot of important things to do.
I can't go out today.I have to wash my turtle.
by Fotindigo January 25, 2019
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Sploosh My Caboose

When your lady partner squirts her goodies upon thy bottoms thick crevasse
I love when my lady sploosh my caboose, really gets my juice loose
by BuffaloBono February 24, 2023
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Nasty, My Dog Wouldn't Eat That

usually spoken in a British accent, preferably essex, Nasty, my dog wouldn't eat that is an exclamation of disgust used when

1.the food served looks particularly unappetizing
2.some hypebeast comes to school thinking they look good but they really aren't
3. When you come in contact with (step in, touch by accident) a dirty substance such as mud.

When saying this phrase, it is key to blast in at the top of your lungs so everybody from New England to merry olde England can hear you.
Person 1: "Eww, are we having day old Mac & Cheese for lunch? Gross.
Person 2: (at maximum volume) "Nasty, My Dog Wouldn't Eat that!"
by Justinofsunnyskies January 16, 2020
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my life

is a lie and i need therapy... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH help aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
girl1 bro my life is a mess
girl2 on god bro
by gayfuckkcauseimbord May 9, 2023
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i wanna throw my box on him

by 춤추는수면 September 15, 2022
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My dog

You
You are my dog. Now shit! I mean sit!
by Black people are funny (sike) September 12, 2022
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